How to Start the New Year Right: According to the Minions (Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees)

Gregory:

In preparation for Santanos’s return from a retreat in the Alps, the minions are putting on a New Year’s Eve party, but if one more person touches Edovard, the celebration is going to get bloody.

Hassan:

My mate is adorable, but he’d be even cuter with bloody hands. If only that wouldn’t upset Edovard.

How to Start the New Year Right is a 6k short story featuring a New Years Eve party with fewer clothes than people and the minions’ evil New Year’s resolutions.