Command Log 4 Battle of Beast
LUKE
Behind Enemy Lines
The absolute audacity of this Bare Skinned Ignoramus to think he can replace me?
LUKE SKYCOCKER? First I am forced into a cage that smells suspiciously like cat and transported to an unknown location, then once I can feel sweet sunshine on my beak again, they tether me back into their bloom covered mobile prison and parade me in front of their kin.
So many of these King Men in every size and color.
I knew I had to stay calm as I had no hope defeating all of them, but then he went a step too far.
Wingless Wonder presented her with a “petting zoo”.
I had never heard of such thing but I can only assume it was so she could choose a new larger companion to protect My Trixie now that she was wedded and expected to lay eggs for him.
As if size matters! I am Luke Skycocker, leader of the Rogue Pet Squadron.
President of the Neighborhood Pet Council! No one protects My Trixie but me!
I watched in horror as she greeted each creature with the same sweet face and words she used on me but I am pushed to brink of sanity when I see her coddling a gigantic hairy cow they call a Beast. We have no room in the coop for this cow.
I feel the dark side rising in my body and flapped my wings, freeing myself from the ropes that bind me!
Attack!