2034 Gundee Awards 2.0
October, 2034
Ok, enough. I would like to borrow the mic from your favourite host who has spun a nice, fluffy but incorrect yarn. For starters, I did not leave her at the hospital. I stepped out for a few minutes.
*Holding Maya’s head away from the mic*
Let me start by clarifying that I was not looking at her with impassiveness, scowls or any other words she used to describe me through her ‘story.’ I was shocked to meet her again after so many years, and for those of you who know Maya, know that she is a bit much… sunshine to take in. One is forgiven a couple of squints to adjust.
Now, as I was saying, I stepped out of the hospital to take a breather. I had never had a pregnant woman in my car, much less one that was in so much pain. My adrenaline from that ride was still pumping. And with the way she was on the verge of tears all through her tests… a man can only take so much…