Chapter Seven

Priddy sat for a while, staring at the blank line of horizon

that was all he could see from here, one layer of grey piled on

another. It looked as though the sleet was settling to freezing

fog. He was glad he’d made all the maintenance checks on the light,

which would be badly needed once the sun went down. His

do-unto-others reflex fired, and he wrote the kind of email reply

he’d have hoped to receive himself in Kit’s circumstances: daily

life and Rosewarne gossip to show no freaking out was going on,

then an interested, mildly teasing couple of lines about

Geoff. I hope I’ll get to meet him

sometime. And look after yourself, mate, even if it is too late to

be careful.

Kit must’ve been online. His reply pinged into Priddy’s inbox

barely a minute later. I knew you’d be

cool about it. You’ll get to meet him sooner than you think. I was

telling him about all the crazy mermaid legends we have around

Rosewarne and Hagerawl, and he says stories like that are often

mistaken sightings of a really rare kind of porpoise. He wants to

come and take a look, so I’ve invited him to come and stay at the

lighthouse.

Priddy imagined himself back home at Rosewarne, sharing a

bedroom—if he could even get that—with the Portuguese chef. A

drowning panic rose up in him. Do you need

me to move out?

No, of course not. We’ll stay in the keeper’s cottage. We’ll

be busy, so we won’t get in your hair at all.

Priddy said goodbye and signed off. He was suddenly exhausted.

He’d had no desire over the past few days to sit slumped in front

of the TV, but now the idea was tempting. Were there any films in

the stack beside the DVD player he hadn’t seen a dozen times

already? He ran his finger along the spines. Well, there was

The She Creature. He’d

avoided that one so far because the title and cover were hokey even

by his standards. The blurb on the cover mentioned mermaids, and he

envisaged big-bosomed ladies sitting on rocks with their fish-tails

curled around them, singing and combing their hair.

Well, maybe it was time he got genned up. The idea of mermaids

had been powerfully with him of late, although he’d tried not to

pick up on Merou’s unsubtle hints, the

Mer and you

primates and things that happened

topside. Fingers with

webbing between them, then nothing but a trace of fish-scale

dust... Priddy had wanted to hang on, just for his own

satisfaction, to some last illusion of sanity. Now along came Kit

and Geoff the professor, pursuing rare porpoises behind a veil of

myth. Maybe that was what Merou had been—a rare fucking porpoise.

He prodded the elderly DVD player until its drawer creaked out, and

set the disc to play.

The TV signal kicked in first. The news was just ending, with

the type of tag piece the local station used to cheer viewers up

after an announcement of unemployment figures or a new contender in

the arms race. Local fisherman attacked by

mermaid! the strapline declared, in the

special perky font they used for such segments, to show the mood

had changed from grim to absurd. Priddy reached for the volume

control. “He were huge,” a terribly familiar voice announced.

“Leapt out of the water, he did, right up the side of my

boat!”

Vigo

Priddy didn’t have a boat. Priddy rubbed his eyes: sank onto the

edge of a chair. There was the old sod’s face, taking up the whole

of the screen as the cameraman zoomed in. He was pale as the cod

he’d probably stolen a client’s boat to catch, and bleeding

profusely from the nose. “Never seen anything like it,” he went on,

the pleasures of media attention getting the better of his shock.

“Ten feet long the bastard were, at least.”

The camera swung to the anchor guy, who looked bored out of

his life. Priddy could imagine his thoughts. Three years to get my media degree, and I end up on Rosewarne

harbour, interviewing the local drunk... “And what did you say he did to you, Mr Priddy?”

“Punched me right in the snout!”

The anchor guy collapsed. Laughter hit the soundtrack from

behind the camera too, and somebody offscreen said

cut, cut, cut. Vigo

snarled and backed off, giving everyone the finger, and a smooth

voice from the studio apologised to anyone who may have been

offended by the language or gestures in that story.

The DVD finished loading up, and the player overrode the TV.

Priddy sat staring at the cheap title card for The She Creature, remote still poised

in his hand. After a moment when he thought he might choke and die

on the mix of emotions boiling in his chest, a weird bark escaped

him. He dropped the remote. The upsurge was too hot, too big: he

jumped to his feet to escape it. A strangled wail followed on, and

a hooting inhalation. He flapped one hand like a teenage girl

unable to contain herself at a 1-D concert, then fell face-down on

his bunk, howling with laughter.

Someone

was knocking at the door. The sound came from a hundred and twenty

feet below, distorted by the spirals and the lighthouse’s great

hollow cone. God knew how long it had been going on for. Priddy had

been helpless, yawping and weeping into his pillow. He’d had to

clench his bladder muscles not to pee the bed. Bloody old Vigo,

terror of Rosewarne Cove, going live on TV to say he’d been punched

on the nose by a mermaid!

But he’d never said anything about a maid at all.

Leapt out of the water, he did.

Vigo had said he.

“Merou,” Priddy gasped. He fell out of the bunk, rolled to his

hands and knees and leapt up. He hit the staircase at a run,

grabbing the handrail at the last second to slingshot himself

around the first curve. He’d never been so tempted to try a

spiralling slide down the banister, but he wanted to get to the

ground floor alive. “Merou,” he shouted on the sixth coil of the

stairs, halfway down and hopefully in earshot. “Merou, hang on!

Gimme a minute. Coming!”

At last

he touched down at ground level. Raced barefoot across the

concrete, wrenched the iron door inwards, and...

“Oi-oi-oi, Priddy boy!”

He

recoiled. A burly figure wrapped in a damp afghan coat shouldered

past him, reeking of ciggies and dope. He struggled for a name, and

had to bite back a cry of misery when he remembered it, all its

associations of shame. So far in Priddy’s world there had been two

kinds of drug-dealer. One was the Kit model, who would buy you some

pills as a present and spend the rest of his life regretting it.

The other type was Baz Dingwall.

Priddy trailed him slowly up the stairs. Baz, in the alley

behind the Penzance cinema. Waiting round the corner when Priddy

got off a late-night bus, or came into town for a few drinks with

Kit and the lads, or tried in any other way to enjoy himself

without getting wasted. Priddy didn’t blame Baz. The option had

been open each time for him to walk straight past. But that

greeting—oi-oi-oi,

Priddy-boy!—was the call of a merchant to a

well known customer, the one who would stop and shift his weight

longingly from leg to leg while Baz listed his wares and the other

boys walked on without him. Not Baz’s fault. Priddy had just liked

to be high.

It was

such a nice alternative to constant bloody low. “So,” Baz called

back to him, continuing a stream of chatter he’d maintained since

walking through the door, “how’s life treating you up in your tower

here, Prid? Long time no see, and when Huddy Jones blew through

town the other day, I couldn’t help but think of you.”

Why had

Priddy let Baz in? Huddy was another type of dealer again, too high

up the food chain for Priddy ever to have met him. The dealer’s

dealer, the one who drove the crack-wagon, the supplier to all the

little peddlers like Baz from Zennor to Angarrack. Huddy brought

the good stuff, in bulk. Baz ushered Priddy into his own quarters

as if he owned the place. Once inside, he took a foil-wrapped

package out of his pocket and laid it on the table. “Nothing but

the best for you, my son. Pure, sweet and simple.”

Priddy

could smell that it was. Top notes like sunshine, and then a

descending scale through hot greenery to deep, furry musk.

“Thanks,” he said distantly, holding on to the back of a chair.

“Sorry you’ve had the trip out here, but I’m not doing that stuff

anymore.”

Baz let out a low whistle. He took a slow circuit of Priddy’s

little world, hands in his pockets. “What are you doing these days? Where’s

that mate of yours—Kip, wasn’t it?”

“Kit. He went to university. You’re gonna have to get out of

here, Baz—I’m expecting the police round anytime.”

“The police?” Baz chuckled richly, propped his biker boots on

the table beside the packet of dope and folded his arms. “What’ve

you been up to, then?”

“Nothing. They’re investigating something else. I really don’t

want to be sat here with you and twenty grams of dope when they

arrive.”

“Twenty five. Don’t worry, only half of it’s for you—tailored

to your budget, which I know is never large.” Baz settled more

comfortably into his chair. Clearly he thought the police tale was

just Priddy’s weak-willed attempt to get rid of him. “About to

watch a movie, were we? I’ve got nothing better to do tonight.

Chuck us a brew from the fridge and I’ll keep you

company.”

“I don’t have any.”

“What, beer? Are you joking, mate? What kind of wagon are you

on?”

A bumpy one. I’m belly-down on the flatbed, nothing to hold

on to. That pot smells like paradise.

“Baz, please.”

“All right, all right. Make us a cup of tea and I’ll be out of

your hair.”

So

Priddy put the kettle on, like Polly in the old song. He made tea

for both of them, then returned to the armchair by the TV and tried

to pretend Baz wasn’t there. He set the DVD to play and stared

blindly at the screen.

The film was much, much better than its name and the cover

implied. The plot began to grab his attention despite the combined

distractions of Baz, the dope and his cravings. The lovely,

helpless mermaid, imprisoned in her tank by a group of travelling

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