Chapter Seven #2

showmen who can’t believe they’ve laid hands on the real thing,

turned out not to be helpless at all. Nor was she lovely: not in

the end stages, when her submission to capture turned into a

complex passive hunting game that lured her captors out to sea as a

grand feast for her waiting offspring. Her face distorted to a

razor-mouthed skull. Her eyes became glowing slits. Priddy curled

up in his chair. He thought about the Sweet Rose and her crew. Five of

them, three under eighteen, one of them a baby...

“Hoi. Are you gonna buy this shit off me, or what?”

Priddy

had almost managed to forget about Baz. He was surprised he’d sat

the movie out. Then, guys like Baz had a good passive-hunting game

of their own. They could wait, and let time and rising hungers do

their work. It was dark outside now, fog pressing cold flat hands

to the glass. “I want you to leave.”

“No, you don’t.” Baz swung his legs down, folded his arms and

stared at Priddy intently. “Look at you, man. You’re a friggin’

wreck. Just imagine this sweet dope undoing all those chilly little

knots in your guts and your brain.”

Priddy

was used to the automated light that began a high-beam sweep at

dusk, making his eyrie creak as the lantern revolved. What he

hadn’t yet encountered was the horn. The roar of it burst from the

air and the walls around him, combination elephant and whale call,

majestic and vast. For once he wasn’t the one who jumped hardest or

fell off his chair. He watched Baz lurching to his feet with a grim

satisfaction. “Visibility must have dropped below the critical

point.”

“How bloody fascinating. Fuck’s sake, Prid—nearly burst my

fucking eardrums.”

“You’d better go, then. I can’t switch it off. It’ll keep up

until the fog clears.”

The howl

came again. Hagerawl sang in three-tone phrases. “Don’t be a

hardarse,” Baz said into the reverberant silence. “Huddy wants me

to sell this, all right? Truth be told, I owe him a few quid. So

you can have ten grams of this for thirty. I can see that much

crumpled up by your car keys over there.”

“That’s grocery money. And half of twenty five isn’t ten,

Baz.”

Priddy

caught his breath. He hadn’t spoken. The DVD player switched off.

Fragments of reflected light from above them whipped through the

room, and then the horn cried out again. Merou stepped out of the

vibrating air behind Baz and laid a hand on his shoulder. “There’s

a special hell, you know.”

Baz

whipped round. “What?”

“A special hell. For those who put stumbling blocks in the way

of wandering feet.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Jacques Merouac.” Merou, dressed in shirt and jeans a little

too large for him, still gracious as a prince at an ambassadorial

reception, held out a hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr...”

“Fuck. Is this the copper you were talking about,

Prid?”

Merou

chuckled. “Quite the opposite. Fellow villain, if you like. I’ll

take that nice lump of resin off your hands—all of it, not half.

For forty.”

Baz

grabbed his goods off the table. He began to back off, eyes fixed

on Merou. “Is this some kind of bloody sting? I know my rights, you

know. There’s such a thing as entrapment.”

“All right, all right. Fifty. Hand it over, Baz. I’m not a

copper, and you’ve got to pay your debts.”

Any

second now the horn would roar again. Priddy tried to brace against

it, to throw a net of comprehension over the scene in the room.

Merou was feeling in the pockets of his jeans. “I seem to be a bit

short,” he said, and then as the blare shook the tower once more,

held one hand up, snapping his fingers. He opened his palm like a

flower. Sitting on the flat of it was an apple, pink and gold, just

like the one he’d given to Priddy for breakfast. “Ah. Here you

go.”

Baz

snatched the fruit greedily. He tossed the foil package at Merou,

who caught it deftly. “There better not be any fucking funny

business going on,” he growled at Priddy, retreating towards the

door. “I’ve been in this game a long time. Nobody gets one over on

me.”

He fled. In the silence before that next blast, Priddy

listened to his biker boots clattering down the stairs. He wondered

how he’d react when he discovered he was clutching a

pomme de mer instead of a

fifty-pound note. “So, what?” he said hoarsely to Merou, who was

sniffing appreciatively at his purchase. “You’re a magician now, as

well as a... a monster? And a mermaid?”

“Sorry I had to dash off the other day. Did you get my

note?”

“Yeah. The missus and kids. You have a wife, Merou? Children?”

“Not in any sense that need ever concern you. Why am I a

monster?”

Not worried about the mermaid part, then. “You don’t have a boat called the Lyonesse.”

“Ah. No, I don’t. But if I did own something so utterly alien

and useless to my kind, I’d probably call her that, in honour of my

home.” He put out a hand, eyes kindling with the concerned

affection Priddy recognised but couldn’t remember deserving.

“What’s the matter? Did you hear something bad about

me?”

“What happened to the crew of the Sweet Rose? Did you...” The question

in Priddy’s throat was ridiculous, but so was everything else going

on in this strange night, whose fog had suddenly cleared to

glimmering stars, silencing the horn. “Did you eat

them?”

“Oh, good grief. What have you been watching?”

“The She Creature,” Priddy said

honestly. “She made the people take her out to sea so she could

feed them to her daughters. All except the girl. She liked the

girl.”

“It’s a very good film. Based on inaccurate research, of

course. Eating people’s not practicable these days.”

“Did you punch my dad in the face at Rosewarne

Cove?”

“I did do that, yes. You have to agree he had it

coming.”

All Priddy wanted was to throw himself across the room and

into Merou’s arms. He didn’t care if he’d eaten the crew of

the Sweet Rose or

not. Instead he wiped away the tears that had risen and spilled

down his cheeks unnoticed. “Those clothes aren’t yours, are they?”

he demanded roughly. “They don’t fit.”

“Well, there’s a limit to what you can get off a washing line

on a wet night in Hagerawl. And I saw you had a guest, so I didn’t

want to show up exactly

as nature intended. Don’t worry, I’ll put them

back! And, er... if the fate of the Rose crew’s of such concern to you, I

should have news for you shortly. It all depends.” He smiled,

tugging at the front of his gaudily patterned shirt. “I tell you

what—these rags aren’t half as nice as yours. Can I have your

Weeverfish T-shirt back?”

Priddy

threw it at him. He didn’t want Merou to see the mix of fear, joy

and confusion making pea soup of his thought processes. Baz’s mug

was still on the table. Anxious to expunge all trace of him, Priddy

grabbed that and his own and began to run water into the

sink.

When he

turned around—less than thirty seconds later—Merou was sprawled in

the armchair in front of the stove. He was wearing not only

Priddy’s T-shirt but the jeans he’d borrowed before. From somewhere

he’d acquired rolling papers and a box of matches, and had just lit

up what looked like the most majestic joint Priddy had ever seen.

He met Priddy’s disbelieving stare. “Oops,” he said unrepentantly.

“Couldn’t resist. You know how I said doing two-legged things was

nice when you haven’t been topside for a while?”

“Yeah.” Priddy managed to smooth the incredulity out of his

voice. “I remember.”

“Well, lung stuff is nice too. Smelling the flowers. Smoking a

fatty.” He coughed, waved smoke away and reached to pick up

Priddy’s medicine box, the one Kit had made and decorated for him.

He shook it playfully, like a maraca gourd. “None for you, I’m

afraid, not on top of this lot.”

Priddy

took one deep breath and then another. They were meant to be

calming, but only carried the pungent scent-symphony of the pot

into his starving marrow. “What was that you were saying to Baz

about stumbling blocks?”

“I’m sorry?”

“I don’t expect anybody to wrap me in cotton wool. But is that

not a little insensitive? Even for you?”

“Looks to me like you’ve wrapped yourself. Not in cotton

wool—in this big tube of white stone. I bet you were surprised to

see Baz Dingwall here tonight.”

“Yeah. It’s part of why I came here—to get away from men like

him. Do you know him?”

“Not yet. I will, though. In 2019 he and Huddy Jones try to rip

off an incoming supply boat from France. The owner ditches

overboard and leaves the pair of them holding the baby—ten grand of

cocaine—just as Airborne Surveillance arrives. They get fifteen

years apiece, though Baz swings time off for good behaviour and has

to spend his next five springtimes planting daffs along the edge of

the A30.”

“Why are you telling me all this?”

“As a side note, and because I thought it might make you feel

better about Baz. But to get back to my point—what’s the good of

being able to say no when you haven’t got anything to say yes

to?”

“I don’t understand.”

“Yeah, you do. You’ve been such a good lad, locked up in your

tower. I bet there’ve been a few nights when you’d have plaited

your hair and let Baz Dingwall climb up it, if he only brought some

good shit with him.”

“Fuck you, Merou.”

“It’s easy to say no to thin air. I bet saying it now is

hard.”

He held

out the joint. Priddy backed up against the sink, head spinning.

Merou watched him for a long, thoughtful moment, then took another

deep drag. He arched his spine, ran his hand into his hair and

shuddered in pleasure. “Oh, God, I feel so sweet. Yes, really hard,

eh, Priddy? And the fact is, it wouldn’t hurt you to say yes to

this good weed. There’s nothing in it to harm you. But it’s bloody

good practice for saying no to something that would.”

“You bastard.”

“Yep. And yet here you are.”

Yes, there he was. That was something he could choose to say

no to, as well. He could choose not to stand around and be

head-fucked by a lunatic. The owner of the crack-boat had had the

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