Chapter 4
CHAPTER FOUR
T wo weeks later…
HUSBAND: And here I thought you liked me, Wife
MY WIFE: I’m sorry, but I’m already married. And he ruined me for anyone else, so…
HUSBAND: Ruined, huh?
MY WIFE: Devastatingly.
HUSBAND: Tell the other guy you only have one husband.
MY WIFE: Oh, really? I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas?
HUSBAND: It did, but then I bribed your friend into giving me your number because she didn’t slip out on her Vegas fling.
MY WIFE: Ex-friend now. How can I trust her knowing she folded?
HUSBAND: Oh, the puns.
MY WIFE: You have to remember I said I go all in.
HUSBAND: And I called your bluff. You didn’t have to leave before saying goodbye, sweet girl.
MY WIFE: …
MY WIFE: I didn’t want to see your face if you regretted anything.
HUSBAND: I never regret anything, wife.
MY WIFE: Really?
HUSBAND: And I especially don’t regret marrying you. Even for one night.
MY WIFE: You’re just saying that so I won’t take half of everything you made during our marriage.
HUSBAND: Half of the ways I made you come? The only way I know how to give you half back is to do it again.
MY WIFE: Not on the list unfortunately. But I like where your head is, husband.
HUSBAND: I liked where my head was when it was between your thighs…
MY WIFE: Sir, do you speak to all the ladies like that?
HUSBAND: Just my wife