Chapter 6 Diaper Resistance
After we returned home, Ji Shijing paced the living room.
I grew bored watching him.
I decided to poop and called out.
"Dad, change my diaper!"
Ji Shijing was not stupid.
He probably guessed that once he opened my diaper, I would reward him with a big fart.
So he started resisting the Good Dad System.
"Let me die from the smell! Being suffocated by poop is fine!"
The moment the words left his mouth, he received an electric shock.
His slicked-back hair smoked.
Si Han and I both got goosebumps.
The first person to test the system.
Impressive.
The system reminded him again.
"Paper Person Ji Shijing, go take care of your daughter immediately or you will be punished again."
Our cheap dad still refused to yield to fate.
To avoid changing my diaper, he immediately called his secretary to find a dedicated maternity matron.
"Help me find a gold medal..."
He got shocked again before he could finish.
Zzzzt—
Ji Shijing swayed, dazed, and finally gave in to the evil force.
"Change... change it."
I felt a bit sorry seeing him like that.
I decided not to tease him anymore.
But when Ji Shijing opened the diaper, cold air hit my bottom.
I could not hold it.
Pfft—
His face turned yellow-green.
I covered my face and apologized.
"Sorry—"
He did not want to hear it. His hand rose high, ready to slap me.
The system warned.
"Paper Person Ji Shijing, mind your actions. Warning—"
Smack—
He still swung.
The powerful slap landed on his own face and left a clear handprint on his handsome features.
He knelt on the floor, furious and helpless.
"Lin Yi's birth was my fault. I decided the chromosomes. If I had been useful, she would have been a boy, or a Bull Demon King, or Red Boy!"
"It is all my fault. Instead of letting others drive me crazy, I will PUA myself!"
"I will score points for the pathetic group like crazy!"
I chose to stay silent while watching Ji Shijing lose his mind.