Chapter 19
Penn
Happy V-Day! I would have texted you earlier but our plane just landed.
Penn
Did the box deliveries for Safe Harbor go okay?
Hazel
Happy Valentine’s Day! All boxes are delivered and the families loved them!
Penn
I bet. Is Chadwick behaving?
Hazel
He’s driving me nuts, as usual. He gave me roses this morning for Valentine’s, even though I’ve told him a dozen times I hate roses. The scent gives me a headache.
Penn
You can always sleep in my bed while I’m gone.
Hazel
Always looking for an excuse to get me into your bed, aren’t you Playboy?
Penn
Yes.
Penn
You know, girlfriends usually send sexy pics when their boyfriends are traveling for a week.
Hazel
*pic of Fluffy*
Hazel
There you go.
Penn
That’s disgusting.
Hazel
She’s showing a lot of leg…all eight to be precise.
Penn
Hazel
So how are your games going?
Penn
Are you telling me you haven’t been watching your boyfriend’s games?
Hazel
In this fake girlfriend’s defense…I’ve been working on my dissertation.
Penn
I’ll allow it.
Hazel
How nice of you.
Penn
Don’t worry, Bubbles, you can make it up to me when I’m back.
Hazel
Congrats on your win tonight!
Penn
So now you’re watching my games, huh?
Hazel
Nah… I just put it on the TV to piss Chadwick off.
Penn
Did it work?
Hazel
Obviously.
Penn
That’s my girl.
Hazel
I locked myself in my room after it was over because otherwise, I wasn’t ever going to hear the end of it from him.
Penn
Well, if you need to get out of there, the offer to sleep in my bed is still open. I’m sure you’re missing me and want to be in my bed anyway.
Hazel
Actually…you know who’s missing you?
Penn
Who?
Hazel
*pic of Fluffy*
Penn
You’re evil, Hazel Palmer.