Chapter 47 Kit & Dru
KIT & DRU
KIT
Hey Dru
I’m in ur house
Seeing ur family
DRU
Are they seeing you back
Or are you just creeping around
looking in the windows
Also
That meme is from like ten years ago
So you are getting to be a real
Shadowhunter!
With the outdated pop culture refs
and all
KIT
Okay first of all
I am pretty sure
Shadowhunters aren’t
supposed to know what
memes even are
DRU
Shadowhunters are also not
supposed to have seen Peter
Cushing and Christopher Lee
in the Curse of Frankenstein
four times
But I like to follow my individual
star
KIT
Also
You are so busy razzing me
that you haven’t even asked
why I am in ur house
Much less
Why I am seeing ur family
DRU
I assume you mean Blackthorn
Hall, so okay, big guy, what are
you doing there?
KIT
Not loving “big guy” tbh
DRU
Was trying it out, felt weird
as soon as I said it, never
again
KIT
The whole Cirenworth
contingent came up
Julian and Emma are trying
to break the curse but it
remains unbroke
They are hoping Jem and
Tessa can help
Apparently they didn’t want to
bother the London warlocks
any more
Or maybe they just wanted to
see Jem and Tessa
DRU
Both can be true
They’ll definitely be nicer
than any of the warlocks
AND then they get to see
you and Mina too!
How’s the house looking?
KIT
Still way cursed
I mean, also way better
Repainted, repaired, gardens
looking good
Just also still cursed
How’s the Academy?
Does Luke have you guys
baling hay and roping steers
DRU
I don’t know what that means
But no it’s pretty much
Shadowhunter stuff like
you’d expect
I saw Jaime, he came for a visit
KIT
Is he going to enroll?
DRU
I keep telling him he should!
But he says it would interfere
with all the dangerous missions
he’s going on
Which is kind of the point, since
I’d rather he not go on so many
dangerous missions
He’s off to Faerie next I guess
He wouldn’t talk about why
But I think he just likes maintaining
an air of mystery
KIT
Aw you miss him
DRU
Shut up
So does your girlfriend mind
you going out of town?
Sorry, let me retype that.
Does your giiiiiirlfrieeeeeeeend
mind you going out of town?
KIT
Oh
Hazel and I broke up
DRU
Oh no!
KIT
It’s for the best
DRU
Did you ever find out if
she’s a werewolf?
KIT
I never did
It got awkward not knowing so
I just ended things
DRU
Your communication skills
could maybe use some work
KIT
Okay gotta go
DRU
Yeah like that’s a good example
KIT
No apparently I’m needed in the
drawing room for some kind
of curse-breaking activity
DRU
Well give my love to everyone
there
I demand you give Julian
a long embrace
Long enough to weird him
out
Then you can tell him it’s
from me
Afterwards
KIT
Uh-huh
Okay bye
DRU
Aw man
I didn’t get to mention Ty and
have you disappear again
That’s kind of our thing now
Ty!
See yeah you’re gone