Gym Rat Pack Group Chat
TOBIAS: Hey, guys, I just wanted to say thanks for being around these last few years. I’m really thankful I have all of you in my life and I’m gonna try to be more open with you.
RILEY: Dude, are you okay?
JOSH: OMG, you’re not dying, are you????
COLE: Dead. I am dead.
GARRETT: Who is this and what are you doing with Tobias’ phone? Is this a code? Are you under duress?
CARSON: I doubt anyone would steal Tobias’ phone and then use it to text a gym group chat.
HUNTER: But we don’t know for sure.
CARSON: I guess not, but I think Cole might need an ambulance.
COLE: ::skull emoji::
CHASE: You guys, this is why we can’t have nice things.
CHASE: We appreciate you too, boss!
TOBIAS: Thanks, Chase, for being an adult. Someone go check on Cole.
RILEY: On it!
JOSH: Tobias, please confirm you are not dying.
TOBIAS: I am not dying. Just waking up, actually.
GARRETT: Pics or it didn’t happen. Also, for proof of life.
TOBIAS: ::blurry selfie displaying his middle finger::
GARRETT: Not good enough. Wellness check en route.
TOBIAS: If you send a cop car to my house I’ll cancel your membership.
HUNTER: Okay, it’s really him. Close one.