Chapter The Dance #2
Eventually Oden said, “Freya and I didn’t know how to reveal all of this to our human halves. I didn’t know until I knew Freya was our mate’s wolf. You were both dealing with a lot. How does one say oh by the way, we are a god.”
Dylan cleared his throat, “Have no fear there is now a meeting the day after Thanksgiving because your father’s calendar is IMPOSSIBLE to get on. Seriously, I’ve known the man my whole life. Where is my priority for cutting the damn line of people who want to talk to LSGAP?”
Dylan grumbled, “It’s like he already knows and wants to put off the conversation to discuss such things. I let my Beta brothers know that it was of the utmost importance. Calendars have been cleared for the whole day. I have my statue guy on retainer pending the outcome of this meeting.”
EJ asked, “For what?” Dylan snorted and told us, “Your dad might have put an end to my mini goddess statues I had made of your mother YEARS ago, but if she’s actually a goddess then GIANT ones shall be erected, along with smaller ones. I WILL be on the ground floor of this.”
I asked, “And if my dad is a god?” Dylan sighed, “I will have to work on containing my powers of manifestation. I’ll blame myself because I’ve been calling the man a god for decades. It’s all my fault and I even knew that was my Fae power.”
I pointed out, “Uncle Aiden has told you that’s not what it is.” Dylan continued as if I hadn’t said anything, “I’ll take the blame. I should’ve been more careful. I WILL make sure he has bobble heads. There will be no statues for him, only bobble heads in some fantastic pose.”
“I’ll have mocks up made for the meeting. To let him know I have options. LSGAP will RUE the day he did not clear his calendar sooner. I’ll be creative and I have time on my hands. Or it will come at him when he least expects it. Decisions, decisions. MUHAHAHAHAHHAA.”
Irfan was laughing. This kid had no idea Dylan was serious. EJ linked me, “Mom has seemed a little off with her feelings for a bit. Maybe she found out recently.” I didn’t think that was it. Mom seemed like she had something going on.
I’d bet that mom was just trying to think of a way to tell us all what was going on with her since she didn’t block us out.
Maybe she was even talking to Uncle Aiden.
It involved the promised siblings, so it wasn’t just mom’s secret to tell.
I knew for a fact she’d never read a book that said they were related to the White Wolf.
Otherwise, mom would’ve been more prepared.
Dylan questioned, “Any who, what else do the Werebengals know? Because I personally have read all the books about the promised siblings. The White Wolf isn’t mentioned, which means I have to tell King Fire Hands books are hidden from him.” Shit.
Dylan continued, “The type of thing I’m looking for is, for example, if Blue Moon gets a Werebengal before LSGAP?” Irfan asked, “Who is LGSAP?” I spoke before Dylan could, “Our dad. It stands for Legendary Saint God Alpha Prick.”
Irfan paled and asked Dylan, “You refer to the pure of heart promised sibling mate in such a way?” Dylan waved his hand, “All in good fun. You barely met the man. Trust me, he’s a prick and he knows it.
LSGAP’s definitely the King of the Prick’s and now he’s possibly a literal god.
There is not enough alcohol in the world for this. ”
Dylan started to sing, “NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I SEE! NOBODY KNOWS MY SSOOOOORRRROOOWWWWW.” I rolled my eyes.
Irfan said to me, “You will have at least one pup that is also a White Wolf with your mate. The goddess White wolf is just had to come from a Beta line. Now that she is here, more can come from your union.”
Dylan snorted, “You are low balling it, my new Bengal buddy. I have bets on them having six White Wolf pups.” Irfan smiled telling him, “At most they will have ten.” Oden hummed, “Ten beautiful little girls. I’ll take it.”
Dylan shrieked, “TEN?! Ok, this is just intense. Don’t you know MMSGAP will somehow get ten White Wolves?! There will be ELEVEN! OH NO! HE WILL HAVE ELEVEN SO THAT INCLUDING MELASHLEY IT WILL BE TWELVE! He can’t have uneven numbers. He didn’t like those as a pup. Everything had to be even.”
I rolled my eyes, but that was true. Dylan bemoaned, “Jesus Christ. Ten?! LGSAP gets eleven White Wolf granddaughters and a SUPER GENIUS White Wolf daughter in law who is going to make him an actual frigging god. I dislike him so much. Some days, I really do.”
Irfan laughed, “I don’t think eleven pups is possible.” Dylan whispered, “Because you don’t spend enough time with this family, but I do. It’s practically guaranteed. MMSGAP does NOT do odd numbers.”
Irfan told him, “The number being ten is based on each pup having the possibility of inheriting two of the powers their mother has.” Dylan said, “I’m sorry, run that back now. My potential adoptive daughter has twenty powers?”
Irfan answered, “That she can pass on.” EJ asked, “So Melanie has more than twenty powers then?” Irfan smiled, “She is a goddess. Freya is the younger sister of Selene. Once she had chosen her human, after their life on earth uniting the shifters she is to ascend and take the place of her big sister.”
I sat down. Dylan snorted, “You look pale, Mini Moody SGAP. Someone get the man some whiskey!” A Warrior called, “How about water?” Dylan laughed, “Water? Are you secretly Jesus and going to turn that into wine?”
“The man’s brain is on overload. In fact, all of us are.
Someone go into LSGAP’s bar and get us all the good stuff because GODDESS knows we need it.
The man is going to ascend and his mate might have more powers than he does.
He has three supernatural sides and when I tell you this pup gave me heart palpitations, I mean it from my soul. ”
Dylan whisper yelled, “Mine should be a triple. Ok, thanks! Run along now and get me my drink.” At regular volume he said, “GOD, we needed to be in Blue Moon for this conversation. Danver would already have my whiskey in my hand. He is a gem.”
Lacy agreed, “He would’ve. Look here people, this is all shocking and someone better get me whiskey too.” Dylan cooed, “You have been so quiet, my perfect mate.” Lacy replied, “You get the answers, and I absorb and put Lucas off because I know you want to tell him.”
Dylan cooed, “You are the Zen to my Zang. Emmaline is probably having fun not telling Lucas because you’d tell her.
Your mom too. Does Melinda know?” Lacy winked, “I have to keep the women in the know. We have to torment the men with the fact you’ll tell them later.
” Dylan boasted, “She’s my other half, people. My soul mate who gets me.”
EJ asked, “Why do you get a triple and not us?” Dylan snorted, “Because I forgot my power of manifesting should be kept in check and I have likely ascended LSGAP to actual god life status.” I added, “You know it doesn’t work like that.” Lacy hummed, “Doesn’t it though?”
Dylan cooed, “Right you are mate of mine. I’ll have to hang around and keep LSGAP sane for the rest of eternity.
He’d get bored without my jokes and work too much.
I’ve cursed myself to never have a moment's rest for literally all of time. It’s so hard to be me.
I’m right all the time. Like I said, it’s my own damn fault I’m too good. ”
A Warrior walked in and handed me water and whiskey. Dylan snorted and snatched the water out of my hand. He said, “Ok, I see you Sir Warrior of Black Mountain. Jesus is here everyone. Watch this turn into wine! Wow us all.”
The Warrior explained, “I just thought my Alpha could use some water with his whiskey.” Dylan snorted, “That’s not as fun. I thought we were going to see a full blooded Werewolf turn water to whiskey. I am so disappointed.” I snapped my fingers and had another glass of whiskey.
Dylan squealed, “SEE? MMSGAP is already getting his god powers.” He drained his drink. Dylan said, “Well, here’s a toast to paperwork FOREVER. There shall be no rest for the weary. I had plans with my Lacy for eternity.” Lacy said, “We will get to those plans since we manage them now.”
Dylan cooed, “Right you are. I’ll never give up my Lacy time. Don’t worry everyone, I’ll be the comic relief in your life for all of eternity. MUHHHAHAHHHHAAAAA. I SHALL make sure my descendants get GLORIOUSLY fun mates. It’s the LEAST your father can do for me.” He pointed at EJ and me.
EJ said, “We don’t know if this kid is telling the truth, Dylan.” Dylan snorted, “Of course we do. Cassie has been over on the steps concealing her scent, making this kid tell the truth the whole gosh darn time.” I growled, “CASSIE!”
Cassie sighed and came out from her hiding spot. My sister waved at us, “Hi, guys.” EJ growled, “You shouldn’t be down here.” Cassie rolled her eyes, “I’m pregnant, not impaired. The dungeon is not filled with iron. You needed to know if he was telling the truth, which he was.”
I asked, “And where is Cayden?” Cassie sighed, “Ghiza is here with me.” I snorted, “Then Cayden doesn’t know you are here.” Cassie rolled her eyes and told me, “He’s in a meeting. I’m still an Alpha with you guys.”
“I can’t believe you didn’t call me. Mom, Gia, and Tory linked me. Freaking Jed got to come fight Werebengals and I didn’t. That’s insanity right there, but I did tell him to get one for me. Come on! You didn’t tell me about Werebengals? How cool is that?!”
“I swear if mom, my Beta, and Gamma didn’t keep people in the loop I’d never know a damn thing. It’s absurd. I would fight for Melanie any day. Or I would LINK Cayden to GET on your six with a whole host of other people. Like JED who came because HIS mate told him.”
I replied, “Your mate wasn’t here to tell you.” Cassie stuck her tongue out at me. I stated, “We need to help Irfan's sister. He said she was imprisoned with her mate.”