Chapter 32
OWEN: You still awake?
FRANKIE: Eyes are open. Brain doesn’t work.
OWEN: Same. Feet don’t work either. Was going to sneak into your room for quiet nookie. Tried crawling. But it was too hard.
FRANKIE: That’s what she said.
FRANKIE: Wait. That wasn’t funny. Never mind.
OWEN: Should we sext?
FRANKIE: I mean it’s super sexy that you asked, so obviously I’m really turned on right now.
OWEN: Asshole.
FRANKIE: Is that supposed to be a sext? Because no butt stuff.
OWEN: You need a spanking. That’s what I would do to your butt.
OWEN: Wait. That didn’t sound sexy. Did it?
FRANKIE: No. Would you like me to talk about how big and hard your ding dong is?
OWEN: Yes.
FRANKIE: It’s really big. So hard. I want to do stuff to it with my hands and my mouth and my vulcanite.
FRANKIE: Why the duck did it autocorrect to that? WHAT THE FUCK IS A VULCANITE?! I have never used that word in my life before.
OWEN: Stay focused, baby. Talk about my cocktail.
OWEN: Cock.
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FRANKIE: No more food. No more.
FRANKIE: I looked up vulcanite. It’s hard, black, vulcanized rubber. Which actually sounds filthier than vulva, so good job, phone.
OWEN: What are you going to do with your vulcanite?
FRANKIE: Made note so I can use that in a bit. Dibs.
OWEN: Focus!
FRANKIE: There is a large framed photo of the entire Brodie family staring at me in here and I’m wearing your mother’s nightgown. It feels all kinds of wrong to write sexy stuff.
OWEN: Then take my mama’s nightgown off and flip over.
FRANKIE: If I could move enough to get naked and flip over we’d be back at the hotel right now and you’d be flipping me over.
OWEN: Oooh. That works.
FRANKIE: You aren’t actually touching your Texas Longhorn right now are you?
OWEN: Yeah that’s good.
FRANKIE: Owen.
OWEN: Oh yeah. So good.
OWEN: I’m just kidding. Should we just go to sleep?
FRANKIE: Is that lame? Are we old and boring already?
OWEN: You were already old and boring before I met you.
FRANKIE: Thank you.
OWEN: I love having you here with my family, Frankie. I hope it was fun for you.
FRANKIE: I love your family.
OWEN: They love you too.
OWEN: I love you.
OWEN: Did you fall asleep?
OWEN: You’re asleep.
OWEN: Good night, beautiful.
FRANKIE: I’m awake again. I love you too.
FRANKIE: Did you go to sleep?
FRANKIE: Good night, Head Shot.