Chapter 33
MAMA brODIE: Owen Joseph Brodie. If you don’t marry that girl, I will divorce your father and marry her myself.
You hear me? I don’t have much hope for Miles to remarry or for Dylan to marry at all, to be perfectly honest. But you actually have a chance at real happiness here.
For yourself and the doodlebug. I feel very strongly about this. Tell him, Joe!
MILES: Wow. That’s cold.
DYLAN: Interesting. That is exactly the opposite of what you usually tell me, Mama.
MAMA brODIE: Shit on a biscuit. Wrong group. I hate this phone.
POPS brODIE: Which part was it you wanted me to back you up on, darlin’? The bit about Miles and Dylan being a lost cause or the one about you divorcing me so you can marry your son’s secret girlfriend that we aren’t supposed to talk about?
MAMA brODIE: I just love all you boys so much. Don’t mind me.
OWEN: We’re at the airport now, everyone. Great seeing you, Mama and Pops. Please don’t talk about Frankie to anyone in the business and also please don’t marry her. Obviously Miles and Dylan won’t because they’re pathetic.
MILES:
DYLAN: