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Phelps: Bennett, my man! New Year’s this year?

Bennett: As in a party?

Phelps: If your old man ass can handle the hangover. What say you?

Bennett: Ambitious

Phelps: Last time you called something ambitious was my marriage to Kylie and we all know how that ended

Bennett: No, I like it. If there’s a party we’re in. Your place?

Phelps: Absofuckinglutely

Bennett: The whole crew?

Phelps: If Doug can keep his ass out of jail this year . . .

Bennett: Touche

Phelps: We have 3 months to convince them. Doug’s moving back anyway. And I’ll threaten Will until he says yes.

Bennett: How long has it been?? 5 years . . . ?

Phelps: Multiple lifetimes

Bennett: Avengers Assemble

Phelps: Except the Avengers are now parents with beer bellies and serious credit card debt

Bennett: Speak for yourself man, I’ve been working out

Phelps: F u overachiever

Phelps: Making the rest of us look like crap

Phelps: Talk soon butthead. Say hi to your gorgeous wife

Bennett: Will do

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