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night in safety.

There will be a craft involving glue guns, various games and capers, with opportunities for embarrassing spontaneous musical

performances, and—one hopes—drunken revelations of various and sundry dark secrets.

The menu will be as follows:

Appetizers

Fig spread on crackers

Charcuterie board with local honey

and stone-ground mustard

Salad

Seared scallops

on a bed of arugula with a miso glaze

Main

Filet of salmon

with a side of roasted vegetables

Multigrain dinner rolls

Dessert

Chocolate mousse with whipped cream

and raspberry sauce

Formal attire suggested, high spirits required.

Please RSVP by 12/15/2019 with a text to the host.

Sincerely,

Nathaniel S. Phelps

Host, Chef, Master of Ceremonies and Secrets

P.S. No children and no excuses. BE THERE MOTHERFUCKERS!

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