National Harper Day
AUGUST 30TH
Lainey
It's Harper Day!
Ben
Happy Harper Day!
Harper
Wtf is going on?
Ben
It's .
Lainey
Can you believe there's more than one of them?
Harper
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Chandler
Really? Did you have to point this out? Like I need one more holiday to remember.
Harper
I just looked it up. I have my own day!!
Chandler
I can hear her screeching from across the house.
Harper
Chandler, Cassie has a playdate at Phoebe’s at 1. I’m going for a pedicure.
Chandler
Sigh. Okay.
Harper
You can't drop her off. You'll need to stay.
Chandler
What? No. A bunch of moms don't want me hanging around. You've told me what y'all talk about. It’ll be awkward as fuck.
Harper
It’ll be fine. It’s only 2 hours.
Chandler
2 hours??
Harper
Make sure Phoebe doesn't play with Cassie's baby doll. Cassie goes psycho on her.
Chandler
Are you kidding me? I'm not taking the damn doll then.
Harper
You have to. They all play house together.
Ben
Have fun at your playdate, Chandler.
Lainey
Happy Harper Day, Chandler!
Chandler
I hate you guys.
Ben
Don't forget to grab a cake on your way home.
Harper
Oh, cake!! Red velvet, please.
Chandler
Harp, I can hear you laughing. Fuck you guys!
Harper
That was too easy. *laughing emojis*
I'll handle the playdate, but I'm serious about the cake.