Labor Day Weekend
FRIDAY
Ben
Do you have a holidate for Labor Day weekend?
Lainey
Technically, I have 3.
Ben
Technically?
Lainey
Tailgating with Eric on Sat, coworker hang on Sun, and trivia at a brewery with Parker on Mon. What are you doing this weekend? The bar will be busy, I imagine.
Ben
Yeah, Sunday will be busier than normal, which will be good. It's National Chicken Month, so I’m pairing up with the food truck Cluckin' Good and opening early for brunch. They have amazing fried chicken honey biscuits. You should come by. Bring your friends.
Lainey
I'll add that as an option.
Ben
Are you going to CTU game with Eric?
Lainey
No. Tailgating and hitting a bar. I wish I was going to the game.
Ben
Then you should dump Eric and go with me.
Lainey
What? You have tickets?
Ben
Yeah, wanna go?
Lainey
Just us?
Ben
I only have 2 tickets, but don't worry, we'll be surrounded by a hundred thousand of our closest Toro friends
Lainey
Funny. Ben, I can’t cancel my date.
Ben
Why not? Your fans would love to see me as your holidate again.
Lainey
Don’t remind me. I’m bombarded by comments or DMs about you every day.
Ben
Really??
Lainey
You’re puffing out your chest right now, aren’t you?
Ben
No…maybe.
Come on, I have some friends tailgating so I thought we'd hit that up before the game.
Lainey
Frat friends? Is it at the house?
Ben
He was in the frat with me, but the tailgate isn’t associated with it.
Lainey:
Idk. I shouldn’t cancel.
Ben
Did I mention my tickets are box seats?
Lainey
What?? A private box? With a/c? How? Whose is it?
Ben
You want deets, come with me.
Lainey
You don’t play fair…and I’m apparently a slut for box seats since I’m about to text Eric to cancel.
Ben
You can be slutty for me anytime.
Lainey
I’ll tell him my boss said I need to go to the game. I can meet you just before so you have time with your friends.
Ben
Saturday is National Tailgate Day. No skipping.
Lainey
Fine. See you tomorrow.