Chapter 25 – A Huge Sperm Cocktail
Tuesday – October 17, 2023
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Dr. Wang started pulling up potential matches on his computer.
And I accepted each one he showed me. Wow, each one is better than the last. This is really quite excellent. I started whistling again as the good doctor clicked through the list.
“Yes,” I said.
The doctor looked confused as he went to the next one.
“Absolutely.”
“Okay...” Dr. Wang clicked to the next.
“Yes.”
Click.
“Love him.”
Click.
“Perfect.”
Click.
“Wow, what a selection!”
Click.
“Do I have to choose just one?” I asked. “Or can we use them all?”
Dr. Wang stopped clicking. “You’ve selected over 20 donors…”
“Indeed I have. That would increase the odds, right? What’s that old saying about sperm donors? The more the merrier?” I nodded.
“Well, some couples are choosing a few donors and using a few samples at once so they don’t know the identity of the father. Is that what you’re trying to do?”
Nope. But if it meant we could use more than one sample at once... “Yup. That’s the idea. Fantastic. Then I’m only just getting started here. Do you have more? Let’s look at more.” I started whistling again as I accepted more.
“Do you want me to filter these results? By weight? Or skin tone?”
“Absolutely not. Let’s fill her up with everything you’ve got.” Honestly going through the options was a bit silly. It was a yes to everyone as far as I was concerned.
Usually I would have been much more choosy about who Ash had a baby with. Since I guess I was raising the baby in this scenario? I think? Honestly, we’d barely talked about it. Which was fine with me. Because this was 100% not happening.
When she’d first brought it up, I was surprised. And honestly, fucking pissed that she wasn’t willing to wait just a little while for it to be my baby inside of her.
Hell, she’d barely even tried to break my curse. And her eggs weren’t shriveled yet or whatever she kept saying. Dr. Wang had even said she was still young. And I just needed a little bit more time to get free so I could be the one to give her the baby she desired.
So...I’d come up with an idea .
Nigel had been putting birth control in Ash’s green juice every morning. Yeah, there was no way in hell I was about to sit back and let Ash have one of these losers’ babies.
I loved her. But I had to draw the line somewhere. And this was the fucking line.
Ash was mine.
And I was the only one that was going to fill her with a baby.
Period.
But... I was pretty sure that filling her with these randos’ semen might count as sex. When the genie council created the rules, artificial insemination wasn’t a thing, so they probably didn’t account for it.
So my plan was to let the doc fill her up with as much semen as possible. And hopefully one of these guys would be her lesser true love.
Then I’d be free. And Ash and I could have a baby together and live happily ever after. It was the perfect plan.
I started whistling again as I approved 20 more donors. Hopefully we could do a huge sperm cocktail of sorts. Just get it all in there at once. A few at once just wouldn’t do. I was thinking we could do at least 10 samples at once. We’d find her lesser true love in no time.