Chapter 28 – Abort, Abort!
Thursday – October 19, 2023
Ash
I was not at all ready for another date. I just wanted to crawl in a hole and never see another human again. Except for Tanner. I’d want Tanner in my hole.
I sighed. But that was the whole point of this. So I could spend the rest of my life getting my hole filled by Tanner and not getting lit on fire in the process.
Chastity and I were sitting in the lady’s lounge at Club Onyx. There was a built-in salon and boutique and a bar. Everything was pink. It was really quite cute. Especially compared to what people did after leaving said lounge.
“The hair stylist will be right with you,” said a girl and gestured toward a salon chair.
I collapsed into it.
Chastity sat down in the chair beside mine. “Girl, I still can’t believe that Tanner wants you to have a black baby. It would be so obvious that it’s not his.”
“I know. But I swear that’s what he picked.”
“Picked what?” asked Frankie as she walked over to us.
“Ah! Frankie! Are you my hair stylist tonight?”
“Sure am. Can I get either of you a drink before we get started? ”
“Hmm....” Was there like a list? Or was I supposed to just know a drink order off the of my head here? I’d never been in the lounge before! Was everyone staring at me right now? “What do you have?”
Frankie pointed to the chalkboard with lots of specials.
Oh thank God. I loved a good list. My eyes gravitated towards one written in yellow chalk: Banana Juice. Ooooh I loved bananas. That sounded amazing. And maybe a bit familiar? Nope. I’d definitely never had it before. Time to try! “I will have one Banana Juice, please.”
“Wait,” Chastity quickly said. “Anything but that. The...smell bothers me.” She scrunched up her nose and then ordered us both something else.
Hm. Strange.
Frankie came back with our drinks and a bunch of coins the size of her palm. “Usually we make a big deal out of awarding these, but I know you’re low key.” She winked at me.
“Huh?”
“These are your challenge coins.”
Oh right. Tanner had given me a dice coin on the way to the Emerald Oasis. But I hadn’t gone into anymore sex hallway rooms…
Frankie handed me one with a dollar sign on it. “That’s for braving the sex auction on your first night at Club Onyx.” She handed me one with a tiara on it. “That’s for winning the Society Wars.” She handed me one with a key on it. “That’s for participating in the key party at Kat’s house.” Frankie handed me one with a martini glass on it. “And that’s for what you did last night. What was the look on Tanner’s face when he walked in on you just as Mike came all over your face?”
Say what now?
“Please tell me you got a gif of it?! That would totally win an Onyxie.”
“That...that didn’t happen.”
“Not according to literally everyone who was there.” She pulled out her phone and showed me the thread about it. “Juicy gossip travels fast in the Society. Rumor has it you got very dirty.”
Because I was in a trash can! How had that gotten so misconstrued? “I swear it didn’t happen.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll make you look so hot tonight for your make-up sex with Tanner.”
“This actually isn’t for Tanner,” said Chastity. “She’s having another sex date.”
“Damn. Tanner must have really fucked up. Figures…men suck. I did try to warn you. Rusty pipes, a cracked foundation, and asbestos. Remember?”
Yeah, I remembered. It had just made me want him even more. I loved a rotting bad boy.
“Men really do suck. That’s why I’ve gone celibate.”
No wonder Nigel said she needed to be fucked. “Actually, Frankie, I might have the perfect guy for you.”
She rolled her eyes. “There is no perfect guy. And if he seems perfect? He’s secretly into some freaky stuff.”
Well, I wasn’t sure what was involved in bath time, but... “Have you met Nigel?”
“Of course.”
“He keeps going on and on about you. ”
She frowned. “Does he? I mean, I’ve met him, but I barely know him.”
“Such good thinking, Ash,” said Chastity. “Yeah, he definitely has the hots for you. And he’s not like other men. He’s a pure boy.”
“Ew...what?” Frankie looked as grossed out as I’d been when Nigel had said it.
“I honestly have no idea what it means,” said Chastity. “Especially since he’s fucked Marie Antoinette. So how pure can he be?”
“I’m so confused,” said Frankie.
I gave Chastity a hard stare. “She meant he hooked up with Marie Antionette at a Halloween party once. So he’s obviously not that pure.”
“Maybe he’s a born-again virgin,” said Chastity.
Honestly, I had no idea.
“Anywho...” said Frankie. She was clearly not interested in Tanner’s houseboy. “Who’s your date with tonight?”
“It’s a surprise I set up,” said Chastity. “But I’ll give you ladies a hint: He has a really big cock.”
Of course he does.
“Well that doesn’t narrow it down much here at the Society. So what kind of hairstyle do you want? How about a nice high pony for this mystery man to grab onto while he fucks you from behind?”
“Um...”
Chastity nodded. “Perfect. Do that.”
“You got it. He’s going to love this. And he is…Angel?”
“Hmmm...”
“Diablo?” asked Frankie .
“No. Not them. But maybe they can be her date tomorrow.”
Frankie whistled and shook her head. “Wow, this is quite the revenge. How many guys are you gonna fuck? Wait! Can I pick one?”
What?!
“Sure,” said Chastity.
“I think you should fuck Cole. Rumor has it that he turned down Molly last night because he’s smitten with you.”
Who the hell is Molly? “Speaking of rumors… Have you heard about any girls accidentally getting knocked up in the Society?”
“Sure. It happens every now and then. But it’s not a big deal. The contract is very specific. Clause 54: If the Member becomes pregnant during her affiliation with the Society, she agrees that the father (if a member) and the Society are not liable.”
Right. I remembered that now. And that was just fine. Because Tanner was going to be liable.
“Oh! I know,” said Frankie. “You should try to find the Minotaur. Then you could earn another challenge coin too.”
“The Minotaur?”
“Yeah. He’s one of the legends of the Society. No one knows who he is, but apparently he stays hard forever and it’s nearly impossible to make him cum. But if you do…you get a challenge coin.”
Chastity leaned forward in her chair. She loved a good challenge. “Are there any hints about where he might reside? ”
“I think he goes all over. But I did meet a girl a few months ago who claimed she encountered him at the Society in Rome. She said he fucked her for two hours straight. She couldn’t walk for days. She might have been lying though. Who knows.”
“Are there any other legends I need to know about?” asked Chastity.
I hoped she wasn’t planning on finding them for me.
“Let’s see…” said Frankie. “There’s Cerberus. I’ve heard they’re triplets that you have to let bang you and two friends. And Python. To get his challenge coin, you have to deepthroat his massive cock. For guys, there’s Medusa. It’s said that one look from her can make a man rock hard.”
I laughed as I sipped my drink. That was clever.
“To get her coin they have to survive a five-minute blowjob. But these are all just legends. I’ve never seen a member with one of their coins. Speaking of legends...how about Zico? You recruited him, right?”
“Yeah.” But I didn’t want to sleep with Zico. I wanted to sleep with Tanner. This was all so fucking messed up. I sighed. Maybe I should fuck Zico. Who wouldn’t have lesser true love with a guy like him?
“Speaking of famous people,” said Chastity. “Are DJ Spaceboy and his dancers members?”
“Not yet. But rumor has it that they might join soon. Oh! How about one of the Supernova Six guys? I heard one of them joined.”
Chastity squealed. “Please tell me it’s Orlando Jackson. ”
I thought about Rob’s VR. Both versions. I wouldn’t mind doing that for real… I shook away the thought and took another big sip of my drink.
“Nah, one of the other ones. The one that used to be a boxer.”
“Oh, Zayne. Yeah, he’s hot. He and his brother give me Angel and Diablo vibes.”
Frankie turned back to me. “If you’re not fucking them tonight, they should totally be your date tomorrow. I would love to set it up. Let’s get you that two-headed shower you wanted!”
I did not want that! “Uh...no thanks.”
Frankie shrugged. “Just let me know if you change your mind. How does this look?” She spun my chair around so I could see my hair and makeup.
“Wow. I look amazing.” I went to touch my cheek but Frankie swatted my hand down.
Chastity nodded. “Yeah you do! Tanner is gonna love watching you suck a huge cock wearing nothing but heels.”
“Watching?!” I asked in horror.
“Wasn’t that one of the rules?” asked Chastity. “That he gets to watch?”
“Wow, okay,” said Frankie. “I’m definitely ditching the rest of my shift so I can come see this go down.” She pulled off her hairstylist uniform and grabbed a party dress off a nearby rack of clothes.
“No,” I said. “He doesn’t get to watch. I just have to tell him what I do. Although he did say he’s a bit of a voyeur… Do you really think he wants to watch?” I thought that was just a one-time thing with the sausage king. And it had all gone so terribly wrong. I wasn’t su re I could risk videochatting again, just in case I called a rando. But if Tanner was already here...
“Let’s just see where the night goes,” said Chastity. “Here.” She handed me an earpiece. “Let’s do this.”
We all walked out of the lounge. And I swear everyone turned to look at the three of us. I guess we did look pretty great in our short dresses and heels.
“The ultimate girl squad,” said Chastity.
I kept expecting to trip any second. But somehow I didn’t.
“Table for three?” asked the hostess.
“Nope,” said Chastity. “Just two. She’s on a sex date.” She pointed at me to make it clear I was the one on the sex date.
“Of course.” The hostess grabbed two menus. “Right this way.”
“Good luck.” Chastity honked my boobs twice.
“You got this,” said Frankie. And then she tucked a key between my cleavage before hurrying after Chastity.
What the hell did she just slip me? I hid next to a plant and awkwardly fished it out. The key had a palm tree on it.
“What’s this?” I said way too loudly into my earpiece.
Chastity laughed. “Girl, chill. Just talk normally and I can hear you.”
“What is this key?!”
“Frankie says it’s your backup plan.”
“And why exactly do we need a backup plan? I thought you said the lines you’re going to feed me are gonna be flawless? ”
“They will be. But Frankie is right that it’s smart for you to have a backup plan. Because the delivery is up to you. If it’s not going well, just pull out that key.”
“What room is this?” I knew it was for a room in the sex hallway. And I really hoped I didn’t have to use it. I just wanted to do a quick interview. And if the donor was suitable, I’d do an even quicker fuck. And then I’d be pregnant. Easy peasy.
“Ah! He’s here!” said Chastity.
The only person I saw was a tall blonde dude in a navy suit at the bar. He was slowly sipping on a martini. He kinda looked like Matthew Caldwell.
Oh God, why?
Wait, no. I took a deep breath.
This was fine. Because the two of us were cool.
But I still hated that this guy looked like him. And I definitely still hated the memories of the things I’d done to Matthew Caldwell. This was a date. Was I about to do them again?! I cleared my throat. “What do I say to him?”
“Just slide into the seat next to him and wait for him to make a move.”
Noted. I followed her instructions and slid into the seat.
He didn’t say a word.
I waited for Chastity to give me some kind of tip, but she was silent.
And I didn’t have all night. I wanted to go back to Tanner’s place and snuggle. What kind of weird date was this? Shouldn’t he have already been trying to fuck me against the bar?
“Should I elbow him?” I asked .
Chastity laughed in my ear and the guy turned toward me.
“Excuse me?” the guy asked.
“Nothing.” Shit, I’d already messed it up. “I mean...the bartender. Should I elbow him? What does a woman need to do to get a drink in this place?”
He smiled. “I’ve got you.” He waved over the bartender. “What would you like?”
There was no board of drinks here. And I wasn’t going to risk ordering something they didn’t have so that everyone could laugh at me. “I’ll have what you’re having,” I said. I was pretty sure that’s what sexy people said.
I cleared my throat as the bartender went to fetch my drink.
“Thanks,” I said. “I’m Ash, by the way. Which you already know. Because we’re on a date.”
“Are we?” he asked.
“Yes, we are.”
He smiled.
The bartender returned with my drink.
“Cheers,” my date said.
“Cheers.” I tapped my martini glass against his. And then I proceeded to down the whole thing because I had no idea what else to say.
“Girl, he’s going to think you’re an alcoholic,” said Chastity.
Uh oh.
“Laugh and touch his leg a lot.”
I laughed and put my hand on his thigh. And then I kept patting it.
He gave me a weird look .
Shit, he just thinks I’m drunk. I pulled my hand back. “I’m not drunk. I’m just nervous. I’m not super experienced in all...this.” I gestured around the club.
“I haven’t been a member long either.”
“No?”
Chastity’s voice sounded in my ear again: “Bend over a bit to show him your girls.”
I leaned forward to show off my cleavage.
His eyes fell for a moment and then met mine again. “Nope. But I have heard the rumors about you, Ash.”
“What rumors?”
He smiled. “I’ve heard you’re a very dirty girl.”
Oh no. The misconstrued trashcan rumors!
“Are you here with your boyfriend?”
“No.”
“Yes,” said Chastity. “And I might need your help. Say that to him.”
I cleared my throat. “I mean, yes. And I might need your help.”
Chastity spoke in my ear. “Say this next: If I make eye contact with you, wait 30 seconds and then meet me in the bathroom.”
“Don’t say that,” said a deep voice in my ear. “He has a small penis.”
“Ah!” I screamed. “Who’s there?!”
“It’s me,” said Tanner. “Abort mission. He failed the bar exam on his first try. He’s totally unsuitable to be a sperm donor.”
How had he broken into my earpiece?
My date stared at me.
“Sorry,” I said. “Alcohol makes me hear things.” Oh God why? “Or maybe...this never happened? I’m a ghoooost.”
He gave me a weird look, grabbed his drink, and left the bar.
“What the fuck was that, you guys?” I said.
“Don’t worry about it,” said Chastity. “He was just some rando. Your backup backup plan. Your real date is over there. To the left...”
“Hold on,” said Tanner. “Don't walk over there yet. I need to look him up…”
“Go now!” yelled Chastity. “If you wait too long he won’t remember that you were just flirting with that hunky blonde dude. Third table from the left.”
I stood up and started walking toward the table.
Oh my. Tanner was going to be very pleased. “This one?” I whispered and nudged my head towards the table with the massive black dude.
“Yup,” she said. “That’s the one. He’s perfect. Super high IQ. Third year in the NFL. Huge cock.”
I’m not sure my vagina is big enough to birth his babies... But this was what Tanner wanted. And I still had questions about why, but I aimed to please.
The guy looked over at me and smiled. He stood up as I approached the table.
Ah! What do I say?! Chastity talked so much, but never when I desperately needed her to.
“You must be Ash,” he said. “It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Desmond.”
Some waiters started singing happy birthday to someone at the table next to ours. Really loudly. I could barely hear .
“Abort, abort!” yelled Tanner in my earpiece. “I just found his file. He has a rare skin condition.”
Desmond pulled out my chair for me and reached out to help me sit.
Ah! No! I dodged out of the way of his touch before I caught whatever he had. “I’m sorry,” I said. “But I need to leave. Your skin is…diseased.”
“What?!” Desmond yelled over the loud singing.
“You seem nice but I’m deathly afraid of your skin!” I yelled back.
The music cut out just as I yelled it.
Oh shit...
Desmond looked highly offended.
“I didn’t mean it like that.” I laughed awkwardly. “I’m not racist. I just meant your DNA is tainted. It’s a scientific fact. Your genetics are trash.”
A few people gasped around us.
Fuck! What was I supposed to do if things went sideways again? Oh right. The key! I pulled it out and handed it to him, being careful not to touch his diseased skin. “I think you need this. Ciao!” I sprinted out of the restaurant.