Chapter Seventeen
Me
Croot! Haven’t heard from you in a bit.
Wondering if you’ve got any plans for today…
Don’t worry. It’s not like a date or anything. Just my birthday.
The girls peer-pressured me into seeing if you wanted to go sledding with us…
March 17th
Me
Checking in on you, since I never heard back...
Hey, has Gulligan been around?
I came by your place to drop off some of those holiday themed snack cakes you and he seem to enjoy so much, but you weren’t there. Figured you’d at least be down serving some green beer, but nope.
Not because I’m being clingy or anything, which I’m not…
Gordy? WTF, man…
April 1st
Me
Hey, I have a favor to ask…
Wondering if I can crash at your place again for a bit.
Attempted making popcorn again last night, and… there was a fire.
April 2nd
Me
Jesus, Gordy… what the hell, man?
You can’t even respond to an April Fool’s Day joke?
April 8th
Me
Cool, cool. Getting the message loud and clear, bub.
You want nothing to do with me.
Fuck you too.