Wildwood Hearts (Wildwood Meadows #1)

Chapter 41

Wade

We need to change the group chat name.

Kipp

It's been “Dysfunction Junction” for three years. It's perfect.

Wade

It's a dad joke.

You're just mad because you didn't think of it.

Sage

I vote we keep it.

Phiny

I've pitched “Foster the People” twelve times.

Lo

That's worse, Phiny.

Wade

What about "6 Pack" since there's six of us?

Kipp

That sounds like we're beer or abs. We're neither.

Sage

Speak for yourself. I do yoga twice a week.

Twice a WEEK? Sage, that's not...never mind.

Phiny

"The Fostest with the Mostest"

Everyone

NO.