Date Saturday 11 February Time 7pm

My thoughts and reflections:

Was just running myself a nice bath – so important to look after yourself – when I noticed a little note in Astrid’s writing stuck to the empty loo roll. It said, I wa rned you. Enjoy some special time with the boys. Sort the loo rolls.

Bloody Astrid. Well, no point doing the loo rolls now.

She’d completely screwed me over. And the one weekend where Guy’s wife is potentially away.

My phone buzzed with a message from Astrid: if you don’t keep on top of the loo rolls from now on, I’ll volunteer you for Friday night too. Next step: half-term aunty .

Oh my god, Astrid is brutal: the punishment far outweighs the transgression. Thank goodness she’s planning to stop practising law; imagine all the innocent people now languishing in prison because of her.

Also, haven’t heard from Guy since Thursday. Hope that doesn’t mean his meeting with the job snippers went badly…

My intention is:

To have a bath and to double-check the wifi is working properly and that I haven’t accidentally missed a message.

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