Memorandum
SUBJECT: Departmental Dissolvement
ATTN: All BSCO staff, employed as of date above
Due to recent developments on both a national and international level, The Bureau of Supernatural and Cryptozoological Oversight is to be officially dissolved, effective immediately. All current BSCO badge holders are provided the following options:
Absorption by Federal Bureau of Investigations, to be employed in positions commensurate with experience
Transfer to US Fish and Wildlife Service, to be employed in open positions, appointed at the discretion of FWS management
Resignation with severance package
All staff are required to submit their decisions in writing to their department head by end of day.
On a more personal note: so long, and thanks for all the bullshit.
Signed,
Veronica Rasmussen, Acting HOD, BSCO