Chapter 24
What will Jason Connor make the news for next?
HARPER ROSE TALKS HOLLYWOOD , AUGUST 5
HARPER: Hi, everyone. This is Harper Rose from Harper Rose Talks Hollywood coming to you with the latest celebrity gossip, and boy, do I have a doozy for you today! It’s about Jason Connor. Does that surprise you? It shouldn’t. After displaying devastatingly poor judgment in dumping Margarita Ayala on social media last Thursday, he spent today appealing to his fans in a PR campaign orchestrated with his new friend—author, social influencer, and bad-hair-day poster child, Emmy Ellison. Gawd, Emmy, where was your stylist? Probably day drinking. I would be. Whether the two are doing anything else together besides work is anyone’s guess, but, I mean, come on now, who are we kidding? Highlights of the celebrity crusher and crushee’s action-packed day together include a preview of dances from the upcoming film Hashtag Celebrity Crush —that was actually kind of fun—poorly executed yoga poses, and something called a Venn diagram. Check it out for yourself because I’m not explaining it here.
So, here’s my take on this: They’re together—definitely. They’re keeping it on the down-low to avoid any scandal that might jeopardize Jason’s role on Lost Star Dance Troupe Saves the Universe . But, knowing Jason Connor, he’ll screw it up somehow. I’ve known Jason Connor for a long, long time, and he’s ten pounds of trouble stuffed into a five-pound bag that already had two pounds of trouble in it. Still, their antics have been super popular with fans. They’ve had hundreds of thousands of views already and the posts have only been up for a few hours, so yay for you, Jason. I’m rooting for you, darling. Always.
As far as Emmy Ellison goes, don’t feel too sorry for her when Jason breaks her heart. This whole celebrity crush thing has been great for her! I mean, when was the last time you heard me talking about a writer ? She’s playing her hand like a pro, selling truckloads of books, and I have to respect that. Her West Coast book tour’s over, though, so, Emmy, please go back to Florida already and pick up a VO5 hot oil treatment on the way. Thanks.
Now, if you missed out on any of the social media blitz Jemmy has been doing—and, yes, you heard that term here first!—I’ve got links below to all of their posts. Enjoy it now because we won’t see anything like this again until early December when the Hashtag Celebrity Crush promo tour kicks off.
All right, let’s talk about today’s poll! The question of the day is: What will Jason Connor make the news for next? A , epic fail involving Emmy Ellison; B , offending the yoga community; C , caught using plastic straws; or D , other—put your best one in the comments. I can’t wait to read them! That’s all for today on Harper Rose Talks Hollywood . Don’t forget to stop and listen to the Rose!