Chapter Eleven #3
“Yeah, don’t worry. All you said is that I’m freezing cold.”
Stella covered her face up with her hands and whined, “I totally said it out loud!”
Lupa then whispered to Rosie, “Does Master always flirt with other girls in front of his wives?”
Rosie whispered back, “I’m learning that he does at the same time as you.”
“We’re going to get a huge pack at this rate.”
“The percentage of single women is going to drop like crazy all because of one man…”
“At least Master is beating the halfcon accusations going after girls like this.”
“True, at least there’s that.”
Lupa was joining in on teasing me, apparently. Still, I was happy to beat those accusations.
I cleared my throat and asked Stella, “By the way, did you know there’s an invader in Forgotten Cemetery?”
Stella got serious after hearing that, switching into proper business mode despite how flustered she was up until then. “Yes. We have received numerous reports on the matter, and there is an active quest to defeat it. Did you encounter it?”
“Yeah. It was level fourteen, this giant hyena, called Scavenger of the Cemetery.”
“I see… its level has gone up again, but it should be stuck at that level assuming it doesn’t relocate.”
“I don’t know if others know this, but the smaller hyenas in its pack can be distracted with bones dropped from the skeletons there.” I reached an arm around Rosie’s shoulders to hold her against me. “Rosie here is responsible for figuring that out.”
“I see. I will add that information to the report. Thank you. Is there anything else you learned about it?”
“We encountered it shortly after entering the Grove of the Lost, but that’s all I can think of.”
“We already have that marked as its territory, but still, further confirmation is always appreciated. You also mentioned wanting to check for quests and invaders of another dungeon, yeah?”
“Yeah. We’re heading over to—” I realized that if I said it out loud, there might be some annoying girls who followed us there, so I leaned in and whispered to Stella, “Twisting Woods.”
Apparently, getting close enough to whisper took Stella out of her professional mode. “I—I see. I—umm, I’ll check that for you.”
Stella had written down a note about the bones and hyenas, so she went to put her pencil away before checking on those other things for me. But being as clumsy as she was in the game, she ended up dropping the pencil.
And it went straight into her cleavage.
Like, it fully disappeared inside there. How was that even possible? The friction between her skin and the pencil should have been enough to stop it from sinking like that. This world’s physics were as beautiful as they were nonsensical.
Stella went red after that, too, and she hurried to dig her hand down into her cleavage to find it.
Again, despite it being a pencil that she just dropped, she was having trouble finding it. This meant she ended up moving her breasts around all over inside her top, that they were already overflowing out of, as she dug around for the pencil.
It was impossible not to watch.
She noticed me watching, too, and blushed even harder from it as she tried even more intensely to find the pencil.
“Master really loves boobs,” Lupa said out of nowhere, causing me to look at her. That was how I found out she was bent over to get a closer look at my crotch from the side. “It’s still getting bigger… Master is impressive.”
“Lu-Lupa!” Rosie whined. “That’s—… how?” Rosie was staring down at my crotch, too. “That… there’s no way that’s real…”
The frantic whispering of girls saying they had to see it too grew louder and closer, prompting Rosie and Lupa to turn around and stand on each side of me to guard me and my bulge from everyone else’s eyes.
I was the one covering up my face from embarrassment at that point.
Yes, I was incredibly happy, but I was still embarrassed. I was pretty sure even the most confident men in the world would still get a little flustered if a whole room of attractive women were trying to see their dicks.
I then heard Lupa tell Stella, “I have a lot to learn from you, guild girl—no, Teacher.”
The situation was absolutely absurd beyond what I ever could have expected even for Seth’s writing. Still, I finally uncovered my face and—
“So… cute,” Stella said, her gaze transfixed on my face.
At that point, she had her pencil lifted halfway out from her cleavage, but the other half was still buried between those mountains.
“Your eyes already went down again… you really do like these, don’t you?
” Stella subtly slid the pencil up and down between her breasts, and I was, obviously, completely incapable of looking away.
“Hehe… that expression is super cute.” A switch must have been flipped that transformed her from being shy and flustered into confident and teasing.
That teasing personality of hers was what I was most familiar with from the game.
“Hey, my eyes are up here, you know. Or is there something distracting you from looking me in the eyes?”
I started to tear my eyes away from her chest with much force—with every last ounce of my willpower that I could muster.
“Oops, I dropped my pencil again.”
And then I failed.
Stella’s breasts in person instead of through a screen were the greatest twin bosses of any encounter I ever experienced before. No amount of min-maxing and cheese could protect me from them.
“Mister Adventurer, didn’t you want information about a dungeon?” Stella asked. “Or maybe you want to accept my quest to find my pencil?”
Stella wasn’t a cat girl.
She was a succubus.
She had to be.
Seth simply forgot to mention it in the game.
There was no way that a girl with this kind of teasing charm wasn’t a succubus.
But.
But!
There was something I loved even more than breasts large enough to completely hide my head between! There was something I fantasized about even more than getting lost inside the dungeon of her cleavage!
And that was dungeons!
I wasn’t going to let a succubus tempt me away from the path I was destined to walk down!
At least, not until after the dungeon.
I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and looked into Stella’s eyes with all of my resolve. “So, how about that dungeon,” I said.
Stella’s expression shifted from teasing to worried. “I—I’m sorry, did… I—I didn’t make you uncomfortable, did I? Did I go too far? I—”
“The way you’ve made me feel in my pants is something I probably shouldn’t admit in public for my own safety, but I promise you that this has become a cherished memory I will never forget. But also… there’s a dungeon waiting for me out there, and I love dungeons as much as I love lost pencils.”
Stella showed me a soft, sweet smile after hearing that. “Ah, geez, I keep getting in my own head. But seriously… what a weird guy to love both of those things.”
Lupa nodded and, as if she was proud of me, said, “Master is the weirdest guy in existence.”
Even Rosie joined in to say, “I’ve been calling him weird from the start.”
Stella then said, “I’ve never seen wives who are so comfortable talking around their husband before. Hey, Mister Adventurer. What’s your name?”
Did Rosie and Lupa really seem that comfortable around me? They just felt normal to me. “It’s Sev,” I answered. “And yours?” I already knew it, of course, but she didn’t know that and there was no reason for me to know it other than forbidden knowledge.
“It’s Stella. I’ve got some quests here for Twisting Woods, but in exchange for this information, I want you to come back here and tell me all about how it goes, okay?” She made sure to be quiet enough that nobody else could hear the dungeon’s name whenever she said it.
I felt excited just hearing that. “I’ll tell you as many dungeon stories as you want.”
Rosie leaned in front of me to tell Stella, “Be careful. This guy is a dungeon fanatic who can talk about them for hours.”
Stella chuckled hearing that. “Is that so? I’m looking forward to it.
” Then she cleared her throat and got professional again, sliding a stack of papers across the counter for me to look through.
“Here are all the quests available for Twisting Woods, and there are no invaders reported in its territory.” She leaned forward a bit which slid her breasts atop the counter, bringing them even closer to me as she tapped her finger against the top paper in the stack.
“This quest just came in, so I put it on top.”
“I appreciate it.”
And as I reached to grab the papers, Stella whispered, “You know, if you come into a girl’s life like this and don’t shoot her down right away, she’s going to think it’s fate and get attached.
We’re so starved for attention that we’ll fall in love over the littlest bit of it.
” She didn’t look at me when she whispered that.
If anything, it was like she was talking to herself as she looked down at the quests while sliding her finger in a circle atop them.
“I wouldn’t be acting like this with you if I didn’t want that to happen,” I whispered back.
“You’ll regret making me fall for you, you know? I’m super clingy and will spam your phone all day with stupid memes, and I’ll think you hate me if you take too long to reply.”
“I’ll look forward to that… once I have a phone.”
Stella looked up straight into my eyes. “You… you don’t have a phone? Are you for real?”
“For realsies.”
“Seriously?”
“So cereal.”
“Someone… someone can exist in the modern day who doesn’t have a phone? Wh—how? That’s so weird…” For once, I felt like someone was calling me weird in a non-endearing way.
But I liked that. “You’ll have to help me pick out a good phone. I have no idea which ones are good around here.”
“That’s so crazy.”
Lupa raised her hand and said, “I don’t have one, either.”
“For real?!”
“Mm.”
Stella looked at Rosie next.
Rosie shook her head and pulled out her phone. “I’m normal, don’t worry.”