Briar Anti-Cole Group Chat
Lawrence
How’s Finn doing?
Morgan
Heartbroken.
Lawrence
I have an idea.
Wes
Oh, no. Here we go again.
Lawrence
Shut up, old man. I’m not suggesting any shenanigans.
Javi
Careful, Law. Wes can fold you in half.
Lawrence
Sounds hot.
Javi
Not in a hot way.
Alejo
Whatever happened to respecting your elders?
Wes
Elder?
Alejo
My bad.
Lawrence
ANYWAY, let’s ditch school and take Finn to an amusement park.
Morgan
. . .
Alejo
Hell yeah! I mean… If it’s okay with you, captain.
Morgan
. . .
Lawrence
Oh, and before you say no, I’ll hook us up with a concierge so we don’t have to wait in line with all the other plebes.
Javi
You are a plebe.
Lawrence
Yeah, but our boy Finn deserves nothing but the best on his birthday.
Javi
Fine. I’m in.
Wes
I would, but Mr. Rogers needs me.
Lawrence
Mr. Rogers?
Alejo
It’s his neighbor’s dog.
Morgan
. . .
Wes
Lawrence
Aw.
Javi
He looks very proud of himself.
Lawrence
Of course he is. He’s perfect.
Wes
He is a huge pain in my ass.
Lawrence
That’s not very neighborly of you. Don’t listen to him, Mr. Rogers.
Alejo
Don’t worry. Wes loves him. He just doesn’t want anyone to know how soft he is.
Lawrence
How do you know that?
Alejo
Wes FaceTimes him while we’re out fishing.
Wes
Yeah, because he has separation anxiety.
Lawrence
Oh. My. God. Wes.
Wes
Shut up, Lawless.
Morgan
How much is the concierge thing?
Lawrence
Don’t worry about it. My treat.
Morgan
Okay. Yeah. I think he’d like that. Thanks, Lawrence.
Lawrence
Thanks, Dad!
Morgan
No.
Lawrence
Daddy?
Morgan
Call me that again, and I’ll kick you from the group chat.