Chapter 1658 Headless Blood Savage （2）
Three days later, standing on a high ridge far away, Sun Hao and Border Collie saw a massive tribal camp built within a valley.
Border Collie looked incredibly excited. This tribe turned out to be a large humanoid one. Looking at their physiques, though the vast majority weren't as burly as Sun Hao, they were also far from weak.
The headless Sun Hao standing among these people would simply be considered tall.
Moreover, Border Collie was delightedly surprised to discover that this tribe had tamed numerous wolfhounds—his own kind. Crucially, among them were several beautiful female dogs, making Border Collie dizzy with excitement. Compared to the fierce wolves inside the forbidden lands, these snow-white females seemed breathtakingly gorgeous, bubbling over with beauty in Border Collie's eyes.
Standing on Sun Hao's shoulder, Border Collie declared with righteous authority, "Sun Hao, listen up. Your current appearance, if you just wander out, will absolutely frighten innocent people. You, stay put right here on this ridge. Let the great Border Collie handle the friendly negotiations. Once a warm atmosphere is established, then you can slowly integrate into the tribe."
Sun Hao was utterly befuddled, not really understanding. His eyes were cloudy, and his navel-mouth buzzed as he said, "Alright then, I'll wait here for you."
Border Collie barked excitedly, "Here comes Brother Border Collie, little sis..."
Scampering off at high speed, Border Collie charged towards the barbarian tribe. Sun Hao, imposing as a grand general, found a large boulder on the small ridge, sat down on it, and fixed his one large eye curiously on how Border Collie would conduct his negotiations.
Not long after, frantic barking erupted around the outskirts of the tribe.
A large pack of wolfhounds burst out from the tribe and launched a fierce assault on the purported 'friendly person', Border Collie.
Instinctively, Sun Hao stood up from the boulder. Both hands shot up, shield and iron hammer raised high. His movement slowed, however, as he remembered Border Collie's repeated warnings not to act recklessly. Sun Hao currently couldn't differentiate what constituted recklessness.
The charging wolfhounds were followed by four or five sturdy barbarian warriors wielding stone axes and javelins, all rushing towards Border Collie.
From afar, Sun Hao saw the barbarian warriors mercilessly unleash a barrage of attacks upon Border Collie.
He sprang off the ridge with explosive force. His massive frame leaped downward, landing with a thunderous BOOM behind Border Collie. He slammed the square shield upright onto the ground and let loose a deafening roar.
Ferocious Bloody Malevolence Qi erupted from him in a violent wave with that roar.
The pursuing wolfhounds scattered in panic. However, the barbarian warriors chasing close behind the hounds showed no mercy, hurling their stone axes and javelins at Sun Hao.
With a powerful sweep, Sun Hao deflected the projectiles using his square shield, sending them spinning far away. Sun Hao took one heavy step forward, shield and hammer raised, and a sky-shaking bellow erupted from his navel-mouth.
Headless. Blood-Drenched Body.
Immense Shield. Blood-Dripping Hammer.
Sun Hao's wild, domineering figure struck terror into the barbarian tribal warriors. Involuntarily, they scrambled several steps back, letting out long, whistling cries.
Hearing these cries, the warriors within the tribe surged out en masse without hesitation, weapons drawn. Among them, the tallest tribal warrior held a massive iron axe. With a furious shout, he charged straight at Sun Hao.
Sun Hao tilted his body slightly, glancing toward Border Collie.
He remembered Border Collie claiming to be a friendly person, advocating against casual violence. So why was this happening?
Border Collie gnashed his teeth, barking furiously, "Kill! Kill them all! Leave none! Woof woof woof! They dared call me a runt! Dared scorn my tiny member! Border Collie is furious..."
At this moment, Sun Hao was utterly incapable of judgement.
His long-term partnership with Border Collie had ingrained a fundamental trust in the dog. Since Border Collie was shouting to kill, then killing was the way to go.
A quick twist sent his square shield spinning. With devastating force, he slammed it forward. The weapons of the barbarian tribal warriors, including the iron axe on which the warriors had pinned their hopes, were all violently swatted away by Sun Hao's shield, sent flying through the air.
Before the tribal warriors could react, a colossal iron hammer descended from the sky. With a thunderous CRASH, the barbarian warriors rushing at Sun Hao were smashed deep into the earth.
The hammer plunged deeply into the ground. From around its sides, bright crimson blood began to seep out rapidly.
No fewer than ten tribal barbarian warriors, including the tribe's mightiest champion, had been decisively silenced by Sun Hao's single hammer blow.
Raising the blood-soaked hammer high, Sun Hao hefted the giant shield and thumped it rhythmically against his own chest. Once more, a savage roar erupted from his navel-mouth towards the front: "RROOOAAARR!"
The remaining tribal warriors paled in horror. Escorting the surviving wolfhounds who had fled to a distance, they scrambled back inside the tribe. They took shelter behind the ditch dug around the tribe, the crudely built stone walls, and the arrow slits, trembling as they faced the peerlessly fierce savage before them.
A Headless Blood Savage like they had never seen.
Its ferocity far exceeded their imagination. Even their tribal champions couldn't withstand a single blow. Their only recourse now was to rely on the tribe's rudimentary defensive structures.
Sun Hao couldn't yet discern beauty from ugliness, good from evil. Yet instinctively, he understood that things whose forms weren't vastly different from his own shouldn't be slain excessively.
Therefore, after roaring for a while and seeing the tribal warriors retreat, Sun Hao tilted his body again, his attention returning to Border Collie.
Border Collie leaped up, landing squarely on Sun Hao's broad shoulder. Gnashing his teeth, he yapped fiercely, "Charge! Kill our way in! They actually looked down upon Lord Border Collie! Kill them all, spare neither fowl nor dog... Wait, no! Keep those white female dogs for me! Kill!"
Sun Hao sprang forward. With a giant stride, he crossed the distance and charged headlong into the barbarian tribe.
A barrage of javelins and stone axes rained down from within the tribe. Sun Hao spun his square shield, sweeping them all aside. Lifting one massive foot, he kicked the tribe's large wooden gates clean off their hinges. Spinning the immense iron hammer once, he swung it horizontally. The tribe's defensive fortifications, along with the warriors manning them, were utterly obliterated. Shards of rock, fragments of flesh, flew everywhere.
Planting the hammer upright by his side, Sun Hao stood ramrod straight and roared from his mouth.
Border Collie barked smugly from the shoulder, "Hear that? Inside are nothing but lambs waiting to be slaughtered! Border Collie will show those gorgeous she-dogs a thing or two right now! Hmph! Sneering at my tiny member..."
Sun Hao, at this point, had no concept of right or wrong, nor any sense of shame. His instincts were solely about necessity and the trust in the being by his side.
And tragically, that being was an unreliable, naturally lewd Mutt whose shamelessness knew no depths. Thus, one of the most preposterous scenes in the barbarian tribe's history unfolded.
Sun Hao, imperious as a grand marshal, one hand gripping his shield, the other his hammer, dominated the entire tribe, imposing his will. Meanwhile, a Mutt, aided by Sun Hao, mounted a beautiful wolfhound and reveled in his pleasure, barking in ecstasy every so often.
Thus began the Mutt's blissful dog life! Could things get any better? Boss Sun was acting as his bodyguard, letting him indulge to his heart's content!
Had things stopped there, it might not have been a major issue. Sun Hao, truly himself later, would likely have chuckled at the absurdity.
But something even more outrageous occurred.
The Mutt, after indulging for a while, felt something was still missing. His eyes rolled craftily before he shouted at Sun Hao, "Boss! Your turn!"
The towering frame of the Headless Blood Savage trembled slightly. A bewildered voice came from Sun Hao's navel-mouth: "Turn for what?"
Border Collie thrust his hips a few times demonstratively. Copy me! Let's see who does it better!
The Mutt's shamelessness was stratospheric. Had Sun Hao's true consciousness not been dormant, a hefty smack would have landed on Border Collie's head that instant. However, filled only with simple curiosity now, the Headless Blood Savage also rocked his hips a few times, then fixed his gaze on another snow-white wolfhound.
Border Collie nearly jumped out of his fur. "No, not that one! Them! THEM!"
Sun Hao pointed a thick, coarse finger towards the barbarian tribeswomen shuddering in terror, expressing silent inquiry with his posture.
Border Collie cackled with degenerate glee. "Yes! Yes! You're now a mighty barbarian warrior! And these are your concubines! Whatever you want to do, do it! Copy me! Compete with me! Let's see which of us brothers reigns supreme..."
Intrigued, Sun Hao reached into the barbarian tribe with one hand and effortlessly scooped up a female barbarian. He held her aloft and looked at Border Collie.
Border Collie barked excitedly, "Yes! Yes! Tear her rough hide skirt off! Go! Go! Go..."
Sun Hao, he truly...
One action begets another; this state of Sun Hao encountering the utterly unreliable Border Collie might have been a bizarre twist of fate, a befuddling, haphazard kind of serendipity.
Commotion rippled through the barbarian tribe. Sun Hao snorted contemptuously from his navel-mouth. Raising a hand casually, he slapped several defiant barbarian warriors flat onto the ground, their bodies instantly shattered.
Dragging the barbarian woman over, deaf to her struggles, Sun Hao resolutely followed Border Collie’s lesson and forcibly overpowered her resistance and mounted her.
A sensation wholly alien, utterly unfamiliar, surged through Sun Hao's primitive awareness at that moment. It felt... utterly pleasant at that moment.