Text thread with Married Man Anonymous
Derek has now changed the group chat name to
Help Wanted: Married Man Anonymous
Derek
How do I make sure Georgia meeting my mom goes well?
Jace
Rule number one is to never take that krampus near the parents
Ryan
How did I end up here………….
Blake
Make sure she’s prepared, your mom can be a lot sometimes.
And bribe her. Cleo likes donuts, I’m sure if you bribe her with a snack she’ll be happy all dinner long
Derek
Has the world stopped spinning?
Why was that decent advice? And why did it come from Wilder?
Ryan
Are you saying that you bribe my sister, Wilder?
Blake
All the time
With this dick
She lovesssssss it
Ryan has left Help Wanted: Married Man Anonymous
Jace has added Ryan to Help Wanted: Married Man Anonymous
Jace
Don’t be a pussy. Why would you leave the chat?
Listen to what Blake said and bribe his cousin with your dick
Maybe then she’ll agree to actually date you
Blake
…
Too far
Ryan
Shut the fuck up
Derek
Mind you, I started this chat for ME
Georgia is nervous and quite frankly, so am I
Ryan
She’s never nervous…
Jace
She’s the spawn of satan
Derek
She’s my wife.
Jace
Shiver me timbers
Someone’s upset……………………
Blake
I’m trying to get my rocks off
Everyone hush
Ryan
I’ll beat your ass right now
Matter fact I’m on the way
Everyone better have clothes on I swear to God
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Ryan has added Blake to Help Wanted: Married Man Anonymous
Blake
I love you brother in law
Ryan
Fuck you