Chapter 3
Diablo: Did you hear, boys?
Cookie: Hear what?
Wolf: ???
Diablo: Big Dawg and the Kid are getting back together. (laughing emoji)
Kid: Really asshole?!?
Wolf: I always knew you would! *sigh* America’s Sweethearts.
Cookie: So….Kid, when’s the wedding? LMAO
Big Dawg: WTF are you all talking about? My phone is going nuts because you Golden Girls won’t STFU.
Big Dawg: Yes, I’m moving into the house next door to Kid.
Big Dawg: I’m sensing some jealousy from the peanut gallery. D, I know you miss me, pumpkin…
Diablo: Oh yeah Big Dawg, I miss you like I miss that time that Hooker bit my dick.
Cookie: HAHAHAHA….that was so great!
Wolf: Ahhh, the good times.
Kid: (Face palm emoji) I have to get new friends…
Diablo: Bull fucking shit. You know you miss my degenerate ass. (Winking emoji)
Kid: Yeah, yeah
Cookie: When’s the move-in? I’m gonna be in town in a couple of weeks, I can swing by…Hey Kid, give my love to Gabbi (Winking emoji)
Wolf: Dude…
Cookie: What? You know, Kid’s second born looks just like me….
Big Dawg: So wrong Cook…so fucking wrong
Kid: Honestly, man, I’m sure she’ll be happier to see you than me at this point.
Wolf: Yikes, that bad, huh?
Diablo: So, the six-month love it or leave it ultimatum isn’t working?
Kid: It wasn’t an ultimatum.
Diablo: She gave you 1 of 2 choices…. That is an ultimatum by definition
Cookie: I guess you aren’t taking care of that cootie-cat
Big Dawg: Cookie, I wouldn’t go there
Kid: Fuck you man….
Kid has left the chat.
Cookie: Whoa. WTF? I was just fuckin’ with him…
Big Dawg: Not a good subject right now, Cook, let’s just say it’s hard to kick it with your woman when you’re sleeping in separate bedrooms
Cookie: WHAAAT?
Wolf: Shit man, that sucks. For real tho, is he good BD?
Big Dawg: It’s rough right now. Hoping that me and Emma moving in next door might be able to help, but I honestly don’t know. Move-in is in 2 weeks. If you all have time, Kid could probably use his brothers’ support.
Diablo: You got it, man
Wolf: I’m there
Cookie: Just give us the details
Big Dawg: I’ll email you all the moving info.
Big Dawg: Oh, and D?
Diablo: Yeah BD?
Big Dawg: No hookers this time
Wolf: HAHAHAHA…oh D! Shots fired. SMH
Diablo: *Gasp* Why would you think I would do such a thing?!?
Cookie: Um because you do that every time the family gets together
Wolf: TRUTH
Diablo: Fair….no ladies of the night. Got it (Winking emoji)