16. July #3
[Dex] You’re on socials! Welcome to the internet, my friend. It’s a horrible place, no cap.
Technically, they’d been lurking the whole time, but they didn’t want to get into that, so they typed out, “Thank you. Happy to be here?”
Don’t be. It’s the worst, but also the best. I’m gonna send you so many videos about screaming goats.
I don’t know what a goat is.
Normally, fixing that would be my highest priority, but I really need us to circle back to the ass-play conversation.
Of course you do.
Now, you’re not allowed to judge me or get mad, because you left me no choice, so really, it’s your fault… but I looked up Sypent porn.
Oh my gods, why do you insist on telling me about the porn you watch? I don’t want to know, Dex. It’s weird!
I wasn’t watching it to jerk off. It was for educational purposes.
Still weird.
You were right, though. Sypents don’t do butt stuff. ’Cause, like, there’s nothing back there.
Well, there was something back there, but it was covered by their scales and way too small to ever accommodate any type of enjoyable interactions, sexual or otherwise. Unless someone was particularly masochistic, Cya supposed.
Generally speaking, “butt stuff” isn’t really in a Sypent’s repertoire, no.
Is that rich-people talk for Sypents aren’t kinky?
We aren’t a monolith, you know. I’m sure Sypents have just as many kinks and fetishes as any other species. I just don’t think they usually revolve around our cloacae.
Is that Pentish for asshole?
Next time, try reading an anatomy book instead of watching pornography. It will be much more accurate and educational.
But way less sexy *winky emoji
I thought you said you weren’t watching it to jerk off?
They regretted sending the message the moment it appeared in the chat. It sounded suggestive, possibly even flirtatious. But it was too late to delete it; Dex had already read it.
Bubbles appeared, then disappeared, then appeared again, as if the Lupyn was typing, then deleting his response.
Cya set aside their phone and sank under the surface of the water until they were entirely submerged.
It didn’t cool their baking cheeks, but it helped quiet their conflicted brain as they focused on their heartbeat until it was all they could hear.
Until a muted ping of an incoming message sounded above them, and they surfaced in a rush, flinging water off their hands so they could unlock their phone screen.
[Dex] I guess I’m good at multitasking. *evil smile emoji
And okay, that was definitely flirtatious, right?
What were they supposed to do now? They didn’t want to know about him “multitasking” while watching porn.
Though, he’d been watching Sypent porn, and he’d apparently found it hot enough to “multitask.” Did that mean he thought the Sypent form was hot?
More importantly, did he think Cya was hot?
Not that it mattered. They shouldn’t care; they didn’t care.
Apparently, they were taking too long to respond, because another message pinged onto their screen.
Not to make it weird, but Sypent sex seems really sweet and romantic. You know, compared to Mammylion sex, which is usually portrayed as aggressive and bitey.
Personally, Cya hadn’t watched much porn—they preferred smutty novels, instead—but they weren’t immune to curiosity, so they understood what he meant. Mammylions were often portrayed as aggressive and dominating, especially in pornography. That was the fetish, after all.
Porn is rarely accurate. It’s a commercial product, so they make what sells. That usually means pandering to stereotypes.
I guess. Amateur porn is better.
It’s gross that we’re discussing porn preferences.
Dex sent numerous laughing emojis but nothing more.
Well, I need to wash my hair and dry off before my skin gets too pruney. Goodnight.
Dry off? Are you in the bath?!?!?!?
Courage surged through them, and they flipped onto their stomach.
They draped the tip of their tail sensually over the marble edge of the bath, ensuring the rest of their body sank under water until only their head and arms were above the surface.
Turning the phone camera to selfie mode, they snapped a quick close-up of their face and the tops of their bare shoulders, strands of wet hair that had escaped their bun sticking to their cheeks and neck.
Their middle finger was the most prominent feature, but it was still obvious they weren’t wearing any clothes.
It was scandalous and naughty, and they almost deleted it straight away.
But then they thought of Dex watching Sypent porn and, instead of finding it gross or strange, he’d found it sexy.
Which meant, maybe, he thought Cya was sexy too.
Before they could sack out, they sent the image. Then they blacked out their screen and plunged under the water, releasing a muffled scream of anxious exhilaration that bubbled around their face until they were entirely surrounded.
July 5th. 9:21 P.M
*This message was deleted*
July 5th. 9:24 P.M
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July 5th. 9:29 P.M
[Dex] Your eyes are really pretty when you smile.