September
Lavinia
There’s a giant spider on my parent’s porch
Roman
Careful, it could be a spider shifter.
Lavinia
Oh my god. Are you secretly a shifter romance fan?
Roman
Nah. I prefer contemporary romance.
Lavinia
Oh my god, I’m totally bugging.
Roman
Watched Clueless again, did you?
Lavinia
It’s literally iconic, and you can’t convince me otherwise. But back to you reading romance novels.
Roman
Surprised?
Lavinia
Obviously. Somehow, I pictured you as only reading literary novels.
Roman
In your mind, am I like Jess from Gilmore Girls?
Lavinia
It thrills me to my very core that you remember Gilmore Girls from all our viewings. #teamjess #justiceforjess
Roman
Not the way I hoped to thrill you to your core. Also, Logan is so much better. He’s also a pain in the ass like Rory. They clearly belong together.
Lavinia
There’s a man here.
Roman
Oh?
Lavinia
I think my family wants me to move on so they invited someone over for dinner. He’s apparently a friend.
Roman
Good looking?
Lavinia
Very. Almost too good looking.
Roman
And yet you’re texting me instead of talking to him.
Lavinia
Do you want me to stop?
Roman
Tell him you’re not interested, Lavinia
Lavinia
Why would I do that?
Roman
Because he’s no good for you.
Lavinia
You don’t even know him.
Roman
I don’t need to know him.
Lavinia
Who is good for me then?
Roman
When you’re ready for the answer it will come to you.
Lavinia
In the meantime, I guess I’ll enjoy the company of other men.
Roman
Don’t even try it.
Lavinia
Oops, gotta go. He’s back from the kitchen and gosh, in this lighting he looks even more handsome.
Roman
Stop this right now.
Lavinia?