Chapter 11
LEFT ON READ
Mia
Hi gang.
Swayze added Beckett Fox to the chat.
Swayze
Don’t make me regret this Fox.
Beckett
Dr. Foxy's in the hooooouseeee.
Wolfman I would never.
*Step Brothers “Did we just become best friends” GIF.*
*Step Brothers “There’s so much room for activities” GIF.*
Lucas
*Step Brothers “Yup” GIF.*
YUP!
Axel
Oh Christ. Now there’s two of them.
Kim
Anyone else still weirded out when Axel texts back or is it just me? Our chat name doesn’t fit anymore…
Haven
Give him time. The way he grumbles, he’ll be leaving us on read again real soon.
Beckett
Not that I’m complaining, don’t get me wrong… I SHOULD’VE been here ages ago but why have I been drafted into the inner sanctum?
Swayze
Because I can’t be bothered to type shit out twice and you need to be in the know.
Beckett
Oooooh spicy. Tell me!
Lucas
Oh I can already tell imma love Foxy being here. Spill it Wolff. What’s the scoop?
Swayze
Well FD already knows, but reminder for the rest of you, it’s the First Responder Charity Event in a few weeks. So I’ll be going.
Axel
No shit. What’s news about that? We’ve all got to fucking go.
Lucas
Give him a chance Axeman. He’s obviously going for a dramatic pause.
Beckett
Baby Thor gets it!
Haven
All of a sudden it feels like there’s way too much testosterone in this chat.
Mia
I know, right? I’ll take it from here Wolfie.
I’ll be going too. As Swayze’s girlfriend.
Kim
WOLFIE???? Wait, WHAT?!?!
Haven
Waaaaait. Wait one damn second.
You’re telling us that the two of you finally pulled your heads outta your asses and made it official??
Axel
Wow man. Congrats! Looks like the team's another man down.
Lucas
You dirty dog! She’s waaaayyy out of your league, Wolfie You better treat our girl right.
Haven
Hey! How come you never said that about me?
Lucas
Baby, your man's so gone for you he’d burn his own dick off before he hurt you. I’ve got no worries there.
Beckett
Love is in the air… oooooh love is in the air…
Mia
Nooooooo Fox.
Beckett
WAIT! What about the bachelor auction? Are you gonna ditch me too? This is too much pressure for a guy to take!
Swayze
FUCK
Mia
The what now?!
Kim
OMG there’s an auction?? No fair, I wanna go dammit!
Lucas
Same boo. For the record, Kim and I are grossly offended at being left out of such a momentous occasion.
I mean… have you seen me?? I’d raise bucks for your charities. Who wouldn’t want a date with the God of Thunder?
Axel
Baby god. Besides you guys had the option to buy tickets, you snooze you lose.
Lucas
I can still kick your ass, you know? You’re lucky I like you.
Axel
Ha, I’d like to see you try Sunshine.
Haven
While Team Testosterone duke it out I’ll explain shall I?
They’re auctioning dates with all the single guys Mia. Axel got out of it thanks to yours truly, but yeah.
Swayze
Imma need to try and get out of it tomorrow. Mia, if I can’t you’re gonna have to bid. I’ll pay whatever it costs but you HAVE to win.
Kim
Awwww he’s obsessed with you already.
Mia
Not like that guys. We’re faking it. For my twin's wedding. We didn’t want to lie to you guys, but you can’t tell anyone else it’s not real.
Haven
Faking it? That’s like the start of any good romance novel, just saying.
Lucas
Scandalous. Mia baby, if you needed a fake boyfriend you should’ve come to me. I’m way more fun than the Wolfman.
Beckett
Or me. Everyone loves a doctor. Especially one as hot as Dr. Foxy.
Axel
Oh Jesus
Swayze
Fuck you both. Back off. She’s mine.
Kim
*Fanning girl GIF* ooohhhh it’s getting hot in here…
Haven
Called it