Outtake Claudzilla’s Garden
Outtake: Claudzilla’s Garden Haley POV
Haley was enraged. All these years I’d lived here and that BITCH was fucking mocking me with a garden she had planted?! As a Fairy with Earth blood, I was FUCKING offended! Eric linked me, “Angel, I truly forgot and the garden doesn’t matter.” I snorted in response.
Several of my connections were pinging with confusion. I practically threw my feelings down the bond at them all, except Alexander. My mate forgot. ERIC FORGOT THAT THE DAMN GARDEN HE LOOKED AT EVERY FUCKING DAY WAS PLOTTED AND PLANNED BY THAT BITCH!
My damn enemy would have NOTHING in this territory to remind me of that wretched Claudzilla EVER again. I made it rain, maybe it was a torrential downpour. Eric tried to link me, but I blocked him and made it rain harder.
Luce linked me, “Oh my god, I just heard. Go apeshit.” I replied, “I fucking plan to.” Luce and Caleb were adorable together, and I knew if she had known about this DAMN garden I would’ve a long ass time ago.
The lightning crackled across the sky. It didn’t touch the anger I felt over the fact that all this time there sat a garden that she touched, here in my home.
It did somewhat make me happier that I could feel Eric’s honesty.
Claudzilla had created this damn garden so that my husband would remember her, and he fucking forgot.
I hoped somehow Claudzilla got word that her tricks didn’t work.
That didn’t mean I wasn't going to defuckingstroy this garden, because I was.
I brought my tornado down and let it rip through the damn garden.
Arlina popped to me. My cousin smiled asking, “What happened, Cousin Haley? You love flowers.” I hissed, “Not these damn flowers. I do NOT love any damn flower Claudzilla had any part of. She planned a damn garden IN MY HUSBAND AND MATE’S territory.
THE AUDACITY! She had no goddamn right to plant shit here! ”
Arlina frowned and bent down. She spoke in Fealish, “Cwizion's canbe negg to actin. Plants to outa group. Megroup anew cwizion dies (What’s here is not meant to be. These plants need to return from where they came. We will plant anew what dies here today).”
I smiled at her as the plants all died around us. I told Arlina, “Thanks, but my way is more fucking fun.” Arlina replied, “I love you, Cousin Haley.” She turned her head and sighed. I laughed, “Your Alpha mate, who is my handsome nephew, is worried about you. Isn’t he?” Arlina nodded.
I rolled my eyes, “How fucking typical. At least you know some former fucking girlfriend isn’t ever going to reach out from the damn grave to fuck with you, because you two have been together your whole damn lives.”
Arlina smiled, “Have fun, cousin.” I laughed, “You too. Pop around and away from my nephew. Make Austin play Catch the damn Fairy. It’s a lot of fucking fun, trust me.” Arlina smirked, “I’ll do that.” She popped away.
I was keeping my tornado contained to this area. I wanted the fucking dirt gone too. Every fucking thing Claudzilla had touched, or ordered done, was going die. My head snapped up as I heard two men walking. One asked, “Where the fuck did this freak storm come from?”
My eyes narrowed. Did these guys really not know where they fucking were? I was the obvious answer to any freak storm in the area. Then I realized they were Warlocks. Hell to the fuck no. There were no goddamn Witch bitches or Warlock Warts in this territory today that I didn’t personally know.
I popped in front of them. Both gasped then started to chant.
I rolled my eyes and took their air so they couldn’t talk.
My eyes blazed, “I don’t fucking know you and I’m pissed the fuck off.
Do I really have to decree that if I don’t know the Witch Bitch or Warlock Wart, you don’t get to fucking come to MY damn territory.
Because I AM HALEY MOTHERFUCKING CAMbrIDGE HOLLORAN CONNERS BITCH! ”
I threw them both into a tree and brought out my wings.
I flew up and brought lightning down with me.
Eventually Jackson cleared his throat. I shouted, “WHAT?! It’s more than fair that there should be no more fucking Warlock Warts in this territory.
I’m not even fucking sorry if you know them, Jackson. People should tell me shit like.”
I continued, “For exfuckingample, ‘Oh hey my Warlock friends are stopping by.’ Or FUCKING CLAUDZILLA PLANTED A DAMN GARDEN OUTSIDE YOUR HUSBAND’S DAMN OFFICE WINDOW!” Jackson bit his lip.
Molly ran up to explain, “Actually, we don’t know those guys.” I smiled, replying “Good.” I brought down more lightning. EJ chuckled, “Mom, we actually need to question them. They tried to take Melanie.”
I yelled, “WHAT THE FUCK?!” I brought more lightning down, flew down, and picked one up.
I warned, “After my son kills your pathetic ass and whoever summons you to their séance to find out what went wrong, you fucking warn them to stay the fuck away from my children and their mates. Do you understand me?”
The man blinked once and I took that as a yes. I threw him at EJ. I linked the pack, “NOFUCKINGONE POPS, PORTALS, OR GIVES KEYS TO ANY DAMN CAR TO MY MATE TO GET TO BLUE FUCKING MOON!” EJ’s lips twitched, “Mom.”
I kissed his cheek before saying, “If you need me to kick some Warlock ass, you know to call. I’m off to fix another damn garden issue. Like people don’t know how GODDAMN insulting this is since I have EARTH BLOOD!” I saw Eric standing a ways off. I stuck my tongue out at him and flew away.
Once I was out of sight, I popped to Blue Moon. I saw Finn and Lacy Frost standing there. I shouted, “Lacy, I need you to find out WHICH of your garden’s has Claudzilla’s flowers! I fucking know you don’t know because then I would’ve known if you did!”
Lacy’s eyes went wide, “Ummm I can find out. That garden needs to go immediately.” Finn answered, “The one by the lake. It faces the office for the Alphas.” I angrily shouted, “OF FUCKING COURSE IT DOES! CLAUDZILLA IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH”
I snapped them an umbrella and then made the rain come here. Finn laughed, “I appreciate the umbrella, my goddess.” I smiled because not unlike his father, Finn always called me a goddess. I told him, “I do have to look out for my fucking godson, don’t I?” He smirked.
I was a pretty kick ass godmother to my goddaughters and godsons. It was an actual title though as opposed to my honorary fairy godmother status to some Fairies. Aiden refuckingfused to make it a real thing. He still found that whole conversation with Emmaline hilarious.
I popped to the garden. I scoffed, “Beat this, Claudzilla.” I brought a tornado and let it rip the garden apart. Jade popped to me smiling. My cousin tilted her head before asking, “Cousin Haley, what happened?”
I explained, “Bitches reached out from the damn grave to fuck with me.” Jade laughed, “So this is about Claudzilla?” I might have turned her into a scary villain in stories for Fairy children. All of Faerie mocked her now.
I nodded, “Yes, it is about her. Because twentyfuckingfive years later that bitch STILL makes shit about her.” Jade smiled and bent down.
Water swirled around destroying the garden in seconds.
I smiled saying, “Thank you. Tell my fucking lion I’m going to go Fairy hijinks on his ass!
” Jade laughed, “I’ll tell dad.” I kissed her cheek, “Thank you, Jade.”
Thor bounded into the territory. I told Jade, “Don’t let anyone pop him back to our fucking territory.” Jade teased, “He does look too dry since we are talking about Claudzilla.” I raised an eyebrow. Jade brought up a wave that soaked Thor.
My mate didn’t even growl, he just sighed. I flew away again. This time I went to our treehouse. He’d find me. I felt my family was in the area, but they knew Eric was coming to me. It took my husband twenty minutes to reach me.
I didn’t even turn around as I asked, “Have you been doing cardio behind my fucking back?” Eric picked me up and sat me on his lap. My mate said, “I do cardio with my brothers, which you know.” I rolled my eyes.
Eric held me close and I snapped him dry. He nuzzled my hair. Eric whispered, “She meant nothing to me.” I knew that. Or I’d raise her from the fucking dead to torture her more. I told him, “You’ll just have to find a really damn good way to make this up to me.”
Eric chuckled, “How about I start now?” I smirked, “You’d fucking better. It’s going to take you a long ass time.” Eric smiled, “I’m fine with that.” He kissed me and I melted into him. Tomorrow I’d have to make sure anything Claudzilla touched was long fucking gone.