The Hot Housewives of Eugene

Kelsey: I’ve added my dad into this convo. If any of you need to swear or say mean things about him, please start a new thread.

Cade: Hey, Layne!

Tessa: Welcome!

Logan: Hey, Dad.

*Seven hours later*

Layne: I’m both reluctant and terrified to be here.

Kelsey: Did you type that all by yourself or did Mom do it?

Layne: Smart alec

Kelsey: We are requesting permission to add a new excursion package.

Layne: What package?

Kelsey: An overnight trail ride. Small groups would pay to participate. Jake could guide them up the mountains, tell them stories, and pick a pretty spot for a campout. Shelby could go with him as a guide.

Layne: Jake and Shelby, huh? You guys are trouble. I like it.

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