The Hot Housewives of Eugene
Tessa: We’ve been played. I repeat. We’ve been PLAYED.
Kelsey: What?
Tessa: Jake was only giving Shelby lessons on flirting. They wanted us to THINK they were into each other so we’d stop trying to set them up.
Kelsey: WHAT?! How do you know?
Tessa: I went on a walk with Shelby the other night and she said something that confused me. I couldn’t rest until I had weaseled more information out of her. They were just messing with us.
Logan: Freaking Jake.
Tessa: They had a contract and everything. Brought back a few memories.
Cade: I’m guessing he did better with those lessons than he bargained for.
Tessa: I agree. He wants us to think they’re into each other? Great. We’ll raise you one overnight backpacking trip.
Kelsey: Let’s try offering a discount to guests over the next few weeks and see if we get any takers.
Logan: I will hire actors to make this happen if we need to.