The Hot Housewives of Eugene

Cade: Did you grab the tent?

Logan: Our boy was taking no tent. Too paranoid.

Cade: Sleeping bags?

Kelsey: You can’t take their sleeping bags!

Logan: Tessa wouldn’t let me.

Kelsey: They slept out in the open?

Cade: This probably worked out better than anything we could have planned.

Logan: All I know is that it was cold last night.

Cade: I’m sure they made do.

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