16. Zenith’s Alpha Friend Chat
ZENITH’S ALPHA FRIEND CHAT
Zenith
Help me, O Wise Ones
Ace
What did you do, O Baby Brother?
Raptor
Awww he’s asking us for help! What a cute widdle baby bro
Zenith
Shut up (angry emoji)
Duke
What do you need help with, Zenith?
Zenith
Something’s wrong with me but I don’t know what caused it. I brought an omega home, he’s not mine exactly, and he birthed a pup. And now my body is going crazy.
Ace
Not yours? Did you just kidnap an omega?
Griff
OMG Zen you kidnapped him???
I’m so proud of you
BTW we call it stealing, not kidnapping
Crush
What is this about a kidnapping?
Blade
You guys better not have broken the law. If you did, I don’t want to know.
Zenith
NO. I did not kidnap anyone! He came with me willingly!
Raptor
Did you set out a breadcrumb trail and lure him into your lair?
Zenith
(eyeroll)
No, there was someone suspicious near our apartments. He didn’t feel comfortable staying there so I brought him home.
Titan
Instead of a safehouse?
Crush
Wow, that’s forward.
Zenith
I knew him before I made the offer! Geez, you guys, that’s not the point.
Uriel
I’m heading down to Zenith’s place tomorrow, I can report back if you guys need an unbiased opinion.
Raptor
Uriel, the hero we didn’t know we deserved.
Zenith
...
Y’all, I actually have a problem that needs solving.
Ace
Like your kidnapping? (snicker)
Doc
Sorry I’m late to the conversation. Can you describe your problem in more detail, Zenith?
Zenith
Finally.
Thanks, Doc. No thanks to the rest of you.
So this wolf omega I brought home, he was heavily pregnant when I met him last week and we hit it off.
Raptor
GASP did you steal someone’s omega?
Zenith
No, he was alone with two pups, one born, one unborn.
Duke
This sounds familiar.
Crush
Oh. Is he the one we helped? I remember we sent an omega to live in Zenith’s building.
Zenith
Yeah, he’s the one you helped. Thanks for that, btw.
Anyway, I started to really like him. I brought him back to my lair when the apartments didn’t feel safe, and he gave birth.
Right after that, my body went nuts. It’s like I’m in an extended rut.
Obviously I can’t sleep with him because he literally just gave birth and he’s recovering. I’m trying to give him space.
Raptor
Aww such a sweetheart!
Zenith
Shut up
The thing is, I can’t stop jerking off. What the hell is wrong with me? I didn’t bond with him or anything.
Doc
Does your body think of him as yours?
Sounds like some kind of unfulfilled mate bond.
Zenith
But we’ve only known each other for a week?
Ace
That’s better than knocking him up before you’ve even met him. (cough)
Titan
Shame on you, Ace.
Ace
I got a mate out of that mess, so.
Doc
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve known each other.
It’s the depth of emotion that influences the amount of hormones in your blood.
I’d suggest mating (and knotting) him. See if that works.
If it’s too soon, try tricking your body into thinking it’s an actual mating.
For example, have him hold your knot while you inhale his scent.
Zenith
Yeah, that makes sense.
Thanks, Doc.
Griff
Will we get to meet your kidnapped mate, lil bro? I want to sing you a courtship song.
Zenith
For the last time, I did not kidnap him!
Ace
Pick us, pick us! We’ll help you with the pickup lines.
Raptor
Paint the halls with butts and dicks.
Zenith
No thank you. Bye.