National Harper Day

AUGUST 30TH

Lainey

It's Harper Day!

Ben

Happy Harper Day!

Harper

Wtf is going on?

Ben

It's .

Lainey

Can you believe there's more than one of them?

Harper

Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

Chandler

Really? Did you have to point this out? Like I need one more holiday to remember.

Harper

I just looked it up. I have my own day!!

Chandler

I can hear her screeching from across the house.

Harper

Chandler, Cassie has a playdate at Phoebe’s at 1. I’m going for a pedicure.

Chandler

Sigh. Okay.

Harper

You can't drop her off. You'll need to stay.

Chandler

What? No. A bunch of moms don't want me hanging around. You've told me what y'all talk about. It’ll be awkward as fuck.

Harper

It’ll be fine. It’s only 2 hours.

Chandler

2 hours??

Harper

Make sure Phoebe doesn't play with Cassie's baby doll. Cassie goes psycho on her.

Chandler

Are you kidding me? I'm not taking the damn doll then.

Harper

You have to. They all play house together.

Ben

Have fun at your playdate, Chandler.

Lainey

Happy Harper Day, Chandler!

Chandler

I hate you guys.

Ben

Don't forget to grab a cake on your way home.

Harper

Oh, cake!! Red velvet, please.

Chandler

Harp, I can hear you laughing. Fuck you guys!

Harper

That was too easy. *laughing emojis*

I'll handle the playdate, but I'm serious about the cake.

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