The Wrong Holidate

National Bad Poetry Day

AUGUST 18TH

Ben

It's

Lainey

Oh, no. I don't think I've recovered from joke day. My abs were sore from laughing so hard.

Ben

This’ll be good, I promise.

Lainey

I thought it was supposed to be bad.

Ben

Roses are red

The sun gives off heat

If your legs are tired

Use my face as a seat

Lainey

OMG! I should have known it'd be dirty.

Ben

um, of course

It's titled Ode to Being Suffocated

Lainey

*gif of woman with shocked expression*

Ben

Mic drop