The Wrong Holidate

National Brownie Day

DECEMBER 8TH

Ben

I just got a big package of brownies. Part of your courtship, I assume?

Lainey

Happy !

Ben

There’s like 50 brownies.

Lainey

Brownies are your favorite.

Which flavor do you like most?

Long pause.

Lainey

The answer is the dark chocolate sea salt caramel, btw.

Ben

Nope. It’s the triple chocolate. It made me moan.

Lainey

Too bad I missed that. Though I'm more partial to your grunts and growls.

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Lainey

I can imagine all the naughty responses you’re biting back.

It’s okay. I’ll wait until you’re ready.

Ben

*growls*