Chapter 3
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“EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED” — TAYLOR SWIFT
Tavey
OMG
Need help
ASAP
Is anyone there???
Helllllloooooo
Rosa
Wow
Impatient much
Holly
What’s up?
You know Miller?
Rosa
The hot coworker you want to bone
Yes
My coworker and very good friend
Holly
Yes, what about him?
He just asked me out!
Holly
Yay!
Rosa
Maybe!
Rosa
Maybe yay?
I thought you liked him
I do like him!
I meant: maybe he asked me out.
I don’t know!
I need help!!!!!
Rosa
Wait. What?
Holly
How do you not know if he asked you out?
Because some of us aren’t geniuses at personal communication!
And he was vague AF
Rosa
I thought you said he was a good guy
And not a manwhore
He is a good guy
Rosa
Not if he’s being vague about asking you out he’s not
Holly
Break it down for us.
What happened?
Exactly
We have a coworker who is getting married
It’s a destination reception
Sort of
It’s at one of the fancy vineyards out in the Hill Country that do fancy events
And he asked if I wanted to go together
The problem is, we’re both invited
So I don’t know if it’s a date or if he just wanted someone to make the drive with.
What do I do?????
Rosa
Sounds like this calls for a thirst trap
A what now?
Holly
She means: make sure you look hot
Be irresistible
Do I know how to do that?
Holly
You’re gorgeous
And if I had to guess, I’d say he already finds you irresistible
You’re my SIL
You have to say things like that
Holly
How about this … we’ll drive in for the day and help you shop
THANK YOU