Team Chat #2
Berger
LIVE from the internet: EVERYBODY OPEN INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW
Thompson
we know
Berger
THE CAPTAIN HAS AN ACCOUNT. THE BIO SAYS “DEFENSE.” ONE WORD. I’M GOING TO FRAME IT
Marchetti
the photo. THE PHOTO. who took the photo, that’s a professional photo
Baz
me. i took it. i was aiming for the cat and history happened. photo credit is IN THE CAPTION, marchetti, read the caption
Jensen
good picture
Berger
LIVE from the numbers: eighty thousand followers. one post. he follows ONE account
Thompson
it’s been two hours
Berger
update. one hundred thousand. the bio is still one word. no notes
Marchetti
grayson followed. pr followed. the LEAGUE followed. the bio stays one word. incredible discipline
Murray
the kids saw it at a gas station in Nebraska and cheered. everybody at pump six thought we won something again
also my wife made it the family wallpaper. all five phones. the van votes as a bloc
M?kinen
the comment section is 90 percent crying and 10 percent asking about the cat. the cat has three fan accounts now
Berger
THE CAT HAS A TEAM. WE’RE HER TEAM
Jensen
she knew first
Baz
she KNEW. she’s known since october. cats don’t leak
Thompson
update from pr. they want to give the cat a media day
Baz
she’s ready. she was born ready
Thompson
pr asked grayson if we’re putting out a statement. grayson told them the statement is the photo
Berger
unrelated. my aruba landlord stopped answering emails about the shower in may. if the villa isn’t upgraded by august I am going to file a more formal complaint
Marchetti
it’s july. landlords hibernate in july. it’s nothing
Berger
AVI COMMENTED. THE CAPTAIN’S FIRST EVER COMMENT. IT SAYS “ADEQUATE.” SCREENSHOTTING FOR THE MUSEUM
i’m getting it printed and framed. captain, will you sign the frame?
Avi
No.
Berger
THE MUSEUM WILL NOTE THE ARTIST WAS DIFFICULT