Fresh Meat Chat #1
Davis
guys. GUYS. the cap and ash just came out to the entire planet and it’s the number one post in hockey right now
Mueller
is this normal? serious question. cup in year one, captain goes viral in july. is this a normal team?
Hájek
nothing about this year is normal. i have stopped waiting for normal. normal is not coming
Mueller
evidence for the file. a cat has a legal relationship with the stanley cup. there is a form
Davis
the captain broke the internet
Novák
there are two book clubs. possibly three. nobody can count them
Davis
also mueller you drove the zamboni after the parade. you’re evidence too
Mueller
i was ASKED
Hájek
the team is not normal. close the file
Novák
my mother is asking why i did not tell her the captain has a boyfriend. i DID tell her. she says not like THIS
Davis
what did she mean by that?
Novák
she means the photo. she has made it her phone background. i have questions about my family
update. she ordered a print. framed. she asked why i never look that happy
Davis
what did you tell her
Novák
i said i am very happy. she said not like THAT
Mueller
real question. do the vets have a chat like this about us
Davis
the vets don’t need a chat
Mueller
why not
Davis
the vets have kowalski
Mueller
different question. the salary cap stuff the writers keep posting. is that real
Davis
rule one of july. you don’t read the cap sites
Hájek
every july the machine prints somebody’s name. you do not argue with the machine. you ignore the machine
Mueller
that’s not a no
Hájek
i want to say a thing and i will say it once. we won a cup with this team and that was the second best part of the year
Mueller
ok that’s too sincere for the group chat
Davis
no it isn’t. it’s exactly sincere enough