ONE #2
Hunter was captain of our firm’s softball team, the Parsons Valentine Prosecutors, and he was obsessed with winning the Central Park Lawyers League championship trophy.
He spent twice as much time on softball captain duties as he did on legal work, but Hunter could afford to.
He was pretty much unfireable. Nine years ago, during his final year of law school, he’d had the good fortune to knock up the daughter of a longtime Parsons Valentine client.
This bank CFO had promptly forwarded Hunter’s résumé to the head partner in our Corporate Department with a lunch invitation and a handwritten note, gently suggesting that his new son-in-law was sure to be an asset to any firm.
Hunter was hired the following week. He’d been here ever since, billing about two-thirds of the hours the rest of us did.
We grudgingly accepted him in our midst. We knew they’d never actually make him a partner—the firm was too worried about malpractice for that—but he was assured a cushy job as a senior associate or Of Counsel for as long as his father-in-law’s bank kept paying its bills.
“A word to the wise,” Murph said in a lowered voice. “I hear Adler’s looking to staff some monster deal. If you see him around, look busy.”
We usually got assigned to deals at the Corporate Department meetings, so the process could appear fair and transparent, but sometimes partners just randomly trolled the halls looking for help.
If you had too clean a desk or were blatantly surfing the Web when a partner poked his head in your office, you’d be slapped with a new deal.
This was known, resentfully, as drive-by assigning.
“That’s not Adler’s MO,” I said. Marty Adler was the top rainmaking partner at Parsons Valentine, the real deal. He didn’t need to troll the halls. Associates wanted to work with him. If he liked you, he could make your whole career.
Murph shrugged. “Look, believe what you want. I’m just the messenger.”
“Speak of the devil.” I nodded toward the other side of the room.
Marty Adler, Harold Rubinstein, Sid Cantrell, and Jack Hanover—heavy hitters, all of them members of the firm’s Management Committee—were rising from a table and pocketing their BlackBerrys.
(Partners left their trays on the table for the dining room staff to clean up.
Associates bused our own.) We all watched as this gang of four exited the Jury Box through the glass doors and stood talking in front of the elevators.
Adler was gesticulating wildly about something.
The others were nodding in agreement, apparently unaware that all of the associates were looking on.
I took another bite of lasagna. This brand of naked, unabashed partner worship amused me.
We were senior associates, on the verge of our own partnership votes, and yet we still accorded the partners a distant, irreverent kind of celebrity—sort of like the way kids talked about their teachers in junior high.
Partners walked among us. We worked alongside them.
We talked to them every day. But despite this charade of equal footing, they remained shrouded in mystery.
They were beings to be scrutinized and revered, hated and loved—and gossiped about.
We were all expected to call them by their first names to their faces, but in private, we bandied about their last names only, as if they were baseball trading cards.
We watched as the four partners disappeared into an elevator.
“Well, back to the grind,” said Murph, balling up his napkin and tossing it onto his tray. “I’ve got a ton of shit to do today.”
Hunter pushed his chair back from the table and stood. “Yeah, I guess I should get going, too.”
Murph glanced at me. “Hey, you don’t mind, do you? You want us to sit with you til you’re done?” Actually, I did mind. Eating alone in the Jury Box made me feel like my cover had been blown. But I couldn’t tell them that. “Go, go, I don’t mind,” I said, shooing them away. “See you guys later.”
I took two more bites of Mason’s spicy three-cheese lasagna and stood to bus my tray.
My office was on the thirty-first floor, along with those of the other senior M&A associates.
Hunter’s office was the first I passed on my way from the elevator bank.
HUNTER F. RUSSELL, read the polished brass nameplate.
Next to Hunter was Murph, and next to Murph was a seventh-year named Todd Ames, who’d had his name legally changed from Abramowicz while still in law school.
For ease of spelling, I’d once heard him explain.
Hunter’s, Murph’s, and Todd’s offices were all clustered together on the good side of the building, in a stretch of hallway known as Fraternity Row.
They had scored these sweet offices with their panoramic views by flirting shamelessly with the firm’s office logistics coordinator, Liz Borkofsky.
It was rumored that Liz had taken this job in hopes of snagging a male attorney, any male attorney, on track for partner.
Finally, last winter, she’d gotten engaged to the firm’s slightly shy, balding director of IT.
The joke went around the office that Liz had slept her way to the middle.
I rounded the corner and got to my own office.
It was nice enough, but it faced Madison Avenue, not the park.
I’d tried to make it a comfortable place to spend my waking hours, since we did spend almost all of them here.
I’d brought in a cheerful vase that I kept filled with fresh flowers.
Vintage travel posters for the walls. And a framed photograph of the Manhattan skyline that I’d once taken from the Brooklyn Bridge.
Margo was just getting back from her lunch break. Ridiculously, secretaries were not allowed to eat in the attorney dining room. Margo brought sandwiches from home and ate them in the park.
“Hey, Margo,” I said. “How is it outside?”
“Hot and crowded,” she said, sighing. “All those European tourists, you know. They get the whole damn summer off.”
I loved Margo. She was one of the best secretaries at Parsons Valentine, and I was lucky to have her.
(I’d lobbied to call her my “assistant” instead of “secretary,” but this had been roundly vetoed by the partners, for setting “the wrong kind of precedent.”) As a young associate, I’d had a few rocky starts with secretaries who hadn’t worked out, like chain-smoking Dolores, who had complimented my “very good English” the first time I’d dictated a letter.
Explaining that I’d been born in Maryland didn’t help.
After a few more choice comments—I’ve never been a big fan of sushi, no offense—I finally mentioned it to Human Resources, and Dolores had been swiftly reassigned to another practice group.
The firm knew a walking liability when it saw one.
“Any messages?”
“No messages, but here’s your afternoon mail.” Margo handed me a stack of interoffice envelopes, the library routing copies of The Wall Street Journal, the Financial Times, and the New York Law Journal, along with a dues notice from the City Bar Association.
The phone on her desk rang. Margo glanced at it and signaled to me that it was my line. I leaned one hip against the ledge in front of her desk and waited, rifling through my mail.
“Good afternoon. Ms. Yung’s office,” Margo said into the receiver. “Hold on, please, I’ll check.” She clicked on the mute button and blinked up at me. “Are you here for Marty Adler?”
Everyone was here for Marty Adler. “I’ll take it in my office.”
“She’ll be right with him,” said Margo to Marty Adler’s secretary.
I walked into my office, nudged the door closed with my heel, and tossed my mail onto the credenza. A tingly adolescent glee bubbled up inside me. He called!
I sat down in my black swivel chair and grapevined my legs around so that I was facing out the window.
I took a moment to compose myself. Never mind Murph’s warning at lunch about a “monster deal.” I was very pleased that Adler was calling me.
I had worked on a few small projects with him, but they hadn’t been any of his really high-profile deals.
I’d dealt mainly with his senior associate and not Adler himself.
Now, in my eighth year, I was the senior associate on my deals.
Associates were rarely called personally by Marty Adler to work on anything. This was news.
I cleared my throat and said in the mellifluous voice I reserved for partners and clients, “Hi, Marty, how are you?”
“Hold on,” said a woman’s gravelly smoker voice. “I’ll get him.”
Shit.
What an amateur mistake. Of course Adler was the type of man who waited until his secretary got me on the line before getting on himself. At $1,125 an hour, his time was valuable.
There was a beep, followed by Marty Adler himself. “Ingrid, hello,” he said. His voice was deep and growly, yet I had always thought there was something kind about it, too. I rather liked it.
“So,” he continued without preamble, “I’m wondering about your availability this month. Do you have any time coming up?”
“Well, Marty, I—”
“I’ll tell you why I ask,” he continued, as if I hadn’t spoken.
“There’s a high-worth, highly confidential acquisition that’s just come into the office.
Their usual M&A counsel got conflicted out, so this is a big win for us.
It’s going to require a great deal of time and attention, and I’d be very grateful if you would be on my team.
” This was a funny quirk about partners in law firms: When telling you to do something, they often said “I’d be very grateful,” as if you had a choice in the matter.
“Of course,” Adler went on, “the client wants it done yesterday. This deal’s on a rush timetable, so I’d need you to focus on it as your top priority.
That is, if you’re able to take it on.” He paused a moment to let this sink in.
He knew exactly what kind of opportunity he was dangling in front of me.