A Little Buzzed

A Little Buzzed

Author: Alys Murray Listening Length: 11h 49m
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If she builds it, they will come. A sex toy engineer with one big secret finally meets her match, and together they’ll put their own products to the test in this steamy romantic comedy. Scout Porter is screwed. Not literally, of course. Literally, she’s a twenty-six-year-old virgin, thanks to a relationship so disast...

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Hudson was really nice about the vomit thing.

Did he turn a little green? Yes. Did he politely excuse himself to (I assume) clean himself up and do the Men in Black memory wipe thing on himself so as to forget my existence and the unfortunate relaxation of my pyloric sphincter and subsequent emesis? Also yes.

But he did it all without ever once making me feel bad about the incident or his likely now ruined shoes.