A Little Buzzed
If she builds it, they will come. A sex toy engineer with one big secret finally meets her match, and together they’ll put their own products to the test in this steamy romantic comedy. Scout Porter is screwed. Not literally, of course. Literally, she’s a twenty-six-year-old virgin, thanks to a relationship so disast...
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We Cum in Pieces
One thing porn doesn’t tell you about pegging is the amount of work involved.
Fancy editing tricks cut out the parts where you have to carefully unwrap all of your materials, lay down a towel on your bed (just in case!), clean your new toys, finagle the twisty straps of the harness, and affix your dildo to it.
The other thing they didn’t tell you was how much fun those things could be.
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- Chapter 1 Start Off with a Bang 17:04
- Chapter 2 Morning Glory Hole 15:21
- Chapter 3 Fly the Sexy Skies 23:31
- Chapter 4 Clocking in at the Orgasm Mines 10:57
- Chapter 5 Seven Minutes in Kevin 12:32
- Chapter 6 Between a Cock and a Hard Place 11:46
- Chapter 7 Cock-Tails and French 69s 14:25
- Chapter 8 Beat around My Bush 12:11
- Chapter 9 Dildon’t You Want Me, Baby? 13:40
- Chapter 10 Midnight in the Sex App of Good and Evil 11:01
- Chapter 11 A Sindecent Proposal 10:28
- Chapter 12 Delayed Gratification 09:39
- Chapter 13 The Entrance Inter-You 13:05
- Chapter 14 Hot for Teacher 24:52
- Chapter 15 Begin the Sex Scene 11:54
- Chapter 16 Shall We Shag Now,Shag Later? 19:58
- Chapter 17 Morning Wood-N’t You Like Some Coffee? 11:42
- Chapter 18 Start the Morning with a Bang 16:12
- Chapter 19 Friends with No Benefits 13:48
- Chapter 20 Friends with Whatever-It-Is 22:40
- Chapter 21 Business Lunch 24:38
- Chapter 22 Sex on the First Date 10:49
- Chapter 23 Fore-Play 14:26
- Chapter 24 Going Clubbing 17:35
- Chapter 25 Meet the Parents…of the Girl You’re Fucking 12:20
- Chapter 26 Eating Out 14:13
- Chapter 27 Dangerous Curves 15:06
- Chapter 28 All the Whore-Y Details 23:59
- Chapter 29 More Like Bored-Room, Am I Right, Ladies? 20:38
- Chapter 30 Didn’t Peg You for an Ass Man 15:09
- Chapter 31 We Cum in Pieces 17:10
- Chapter 32 Safe Word 13:19
- Chapter 33 Stripping His Way through Head School 13:57
- Chapter 34 Griptease 14:11
- Chapter 35 Dirty Deeds Done Skirt Cheap 13:48
- Chapter 36 Come Again? 15:58
- Chapter 37 Post-Orgasmic Bliss 11:03
- Chapter 38 Giddy up-Yours, Pal 12:47
- Chapter 39 It’s My Turn to Use the Sex Box 31:19
- Chapter 40 New York, I Love You, but You’re Bringing Me Down 17:17
- Chapter 41 Cutesy Titles Are So Pre-Breakup of Me 16:36
- Chapter 42 What’s Your Greatest Weakness, You Piece of Shit? 12:11
- Chapter 43 What the Fuck Were You Thinking? 15:43
- Chapter 44 Standing O 15:53
- Chapter 45 Big Finish 10:38
- Epilogue Blast-Off 11:24