Married to the Mafia

Married to the Mafia

Author: Lucy Smoke Listening Length: 9h 38m
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A dark romantic comedy featuring a marriage of convenience, hilarious banter, and a morally gray hero with “touch her and die” energy—perfect for fans of Brynne Weaver and Navessa Allen. What do you get when you put a clueless waitress, a dead bride, and half of the FBI’s most wanted in a room? Daisy Turner’s nigh...

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Karmasutra: [noun] a list of all the ways I’m getting fucked in the ass by Karma and life, sans lube.

I don’t know what I did to piss Karma off, but I really, really need to find that girl’s address so I can send a very heartfelt apology and maybe one of those edible bouquets. Whatever act of arrogance I performed to put me on her shit list is definitely not worth this level of fuckery.

I’m currently standing in a wedding dress, and a godawful wedding dress at that.