Married to the Mafia

Married to the Mafia

Author: Lucy Smoke Listening Length: 9h 38m
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A dark romantic comedy featuring a marriage of convenience, hilarious banter, and a morally gray hero with “touch her and die” energy—perfect for fans of Brynne Weaver and Navessa Allen. What do you get when you put a clueless waitress, a dead bride, and half of the FBI’s most wanted in a room? Daisy Turner’s nigh...

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DAISY

If weddings are funerals, I am the grim reaper’s bitch.

My feet hurt, but worse than that, my fucking boobs hurt, and for some reason, all I can think of is that one quote from a Disney movie.

“More good women have been lost to marriage than to war, famine, disease, and disaster.” Goddamn, who knew I’d be thinking of Cruella de Vil on my wedding day. Though, I do have to say the woman might have been right about something despite her psychotic issues with dalmatians.