The Pucker Next Door: a Hockey Romance

The Pucker Next Door: a Hockey Romance

Author: SARA NEY Listening Length: 8h 37m

When a squirrel chews its way through my bedroom wall, I do the first thing any single girl like me would do: run frantically out of the house to the neighbors, begging for help. I should mention that the house next door is full of hockey players. And when I lock eyes on rough and rugged Brodie Stockhausen—who happens...

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“Can you please help me? I don’t know what to do…”

Lizzy Campbell is on my porch, asking for my help. It’s textbook damsel in distress bullshit that I hadn’t asked for.

Granted, I think she’s hot, and I’d be lying if I said I haven’t had a hard-on for her since she and her roommates moved into the house next door at the beginning of the semester, not that I’ll be declaring my love to her anytime soon.

But as soon as I saw her on moving day, carrying those cardboard boxes up the front porch steps of their house with her long dark hair, short denim shorts, white tank top, Converse sneakers… yeah.