The Pucker Next Door: a Hockey Romance

The Pucker Next Door: a Hockey Romance

Author: SARA NEY Listening Length: 8h 37m

When a squirrel chews its way through my bedroom wall, I do the first thing any single girl like me would do: run frantically out of the house to the neighbors, begging for help. I should mention that the house next door is full of hockey players. And when I lock eyes on rough and rugged Brodie Stockhausen—who happens...

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Will wonders never cease…

The squirrel is gone.

By the time I returned home this morning—skipping breakfast of any kind at Brodie’s house in favor of a quick run to a coffee shop—the little squirrely bastard had seemingly found his way out of the house. Even better, our landlord followed through on his promise by sending out a pest control guy, who thoroughly searched my bedroom to determine that he had indeed gone out the window.

As we speak, the plaster from the drywall patch job in my closet is drying, the attic is being set for traps, escape and entry points are being discovered by the pest control dude, and I no longer have anything to fear, as irrational as my fears may have been.